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    Posted: January/11/2010 at 18:48
1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 

2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

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 If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? 

4.
 If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? 

5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? 

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 Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? 

7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? 

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 Why do "tug" boats push their barges? 

9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game"    when we are already there?

10. Why are they called " stands" when they are made for sitting? 

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 Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
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Bud's sniffing the glue again.................
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Monster Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January/11/2010 at 19:01
hmmmm.......Bounce
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See number one! Embarrased
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ed Connelly Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January/11/2010 at 21:09
 
 
 
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
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if teflon is so slick how do they get it to stick to the pan?
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If it wasn't for global warming, we'd all freeze.
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Originally posted by ccoker ccoker wrote:

if teflon is so slick how do they get it to stick to the pan?
 
Pig snot, slipperist substance known to man, till it dries.
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Originally posted by lucytuma lucytuma wrote:

If it wasn't for global warming, we'd all freeze.


Boys down in Florida were hoping some global warming was coming so they didn't lose their citrus crop.  What a hoax.
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