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budperm
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Posted: November/19/2009 at 10:04 |
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The US troops in Afghanistan proved they have retained their sense of humor, one of them sent this.
"..YOU MAY BE TALIBAN IF ." 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. 4. You wipe your self with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean." 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against... 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.. 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.. 10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat. |
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Kickboxer
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I didn't know you were Taliban...
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Opinion,untempered by fact,is ignorance.
There are some who do not fear death... for they are more afraid of not really living |
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300S&W
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Our Bud?!!
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"I ain't got time to bleed!"
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budperm
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Your a Baaad Baaaad Man!
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Stephanie
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scooter65
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Our little bud....... i towel wrapped goat humper??? nooooooooooooo
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mike650
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Bud's... uhhhh.... goat/sheep.... baaaaah.... |
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budperm
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Ewe too.... Mikey??? Stockings and high-heels are such a turn-on!
Baaaad Boys, Baaaaad boys...what ya gonna do?
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budperm
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!!!HEY!!!
Who carved "Scooter the Rooter
Was Here"
in the back of my sheep!!!
I'm gonna pluck me a funky chicken
Edited by budperm - November/19/2009 at 13:55 |
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Stephanie
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Ick
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...which begs the question, is this site how Stephanie met her husband?....
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Stephanie
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no I meet him outside of work. It was before I started working for SWFA.
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scooter65
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OK OK... I'm sorry.... she wanted something to remember me by.....
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budperm
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Well okay! Just don't do it again!
I guess it's not as bad as Ted putting his
chewing gum under under her tail!
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scooter65
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I did notice a beer can ring on her back......... Was BigD there too?
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budperm
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If the chewing gum is missing ....YES!
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Sgt. D
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Take care of Soldiers, Show em how its done and do it with em, Run to the Fight & and hold your ground! I die my men go home! If you're a NCO and this ain't you. GET OUT! GOD BLESS AMERICA!
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Ed Connelly
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You might be Taliban if you park your camel at the airport...
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Ick
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NO, I meant you two met through TalibanSingles.com, lol. As if you had an advertisement and he replied.... Edited by Ick - November/20/2009 at 08:18 |
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