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Kickboxer
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Posted: November/18/2009 at 14:44 |
AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "FORTY-FOUR YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK & WHITE TV...BUT I GOT TO SLEEP WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL EVERY NIGHT".
I WENT ON, "NOW I HAVE A $1,500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000..00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 69-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS." MY WIFE, A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN, TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL.AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK & WHITE TV. AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE A MID-LIFE CRISIS |
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BeltFed
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I'm too old to start over too.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Hmmmmmmm. I'll have to think on that.
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I'm thinking there was some black and blue in that story we didn't hear about!
I betcha she was even nice enough to let ou sleep on your own couch again! Edited by budperm - November/18/2009 at 17:07 |
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A good laff! Thanks!
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