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    Posted: November/18/2009 at 14:44
AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "FORTY-FOUR YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK & WHITE TV...BUT I GOT TO SLEEP WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL EVERY NIGHT".

        
I WENT ON, "NOW I HAVE A $1,500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000..00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 69-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."

        
MY WIFE, A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN, TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL.AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING  A 10-INCH BLACK & WHITE TV.

        
AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE A MID-LIFE CRISIS
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I'm too old to start over too.
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  Hmmmmmmm.  I'll have to think on that.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote budperm Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: November/18/2009 at 17:05
I'm thinking there was some black and blue in that story we didn't hear about! Wink
 
 
 
I betcha she was even nice enough to let ou sleep on your own couch again!Smile


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