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David
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Posted: November/11/2009 at 12:04 |
Barack Obama and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their
tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto woke the president and said,"Kemo bro, look towards sky, what you see?" Obama replied, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tonto. Obama pondered for a minute then said, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise,it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, Mother Nature is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful Day tomorrow. What's' it tell you, Tonto?" Tonto says, "Obama, you dumber than buffalo sh*t. It means somebody stole the tent." |
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Edited by Ed Connelly - November/12/2009 at 18:41 |
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I am listening, but I refuse to hear you.
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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.
Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow Now the rules have changed again. |
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OH MAN --- we got Steve Urkel we needed Eddie Murphy. |
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