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    Posted: November/07/2009 at 08:25

A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.
For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.

A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."  

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the viagra made me do it
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  Evidently that guy ain't OLD enough.  A REAL ol'dude would NEVER pass up a chance like that!!!!!!!!!
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