One for the AARP members

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A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.
For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.
A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."  

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scooter65 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Optics Professional Joined: December/29/2006 Location: mi Online Status: Offline Posts: 876	Quote Reply Topic: One for the AARP members Posted: November/07/2009 at 08:25
	A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates. A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat." He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."
	Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.

Dale Clifford Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: July/04/2004 Location: United States Online Status: Offline Posts: 3920	Quote Reply Posted: November/07/2009 at 09:32
	the viagra made me do it

300S&W Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: January/27/2008 Location: Burlington,WV Online Status: Offline Posts: 3483	Quote Reply Posted: November/08/2009 at 06:08
	Evidently that guy ain't OLD enough. A REAL ol'dude would NEVER pass up a chance like that!!!!!!!!!
	"I ain't got time to bleed!"