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Stephanie
Optics GrassHopper Optics Goddess Joined: February/13/2004 Location: Native Texan Status: Offline Points: 1502 |
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Posted: November/05/2009 at 12:45 |
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Top five signs you’ve hired the wrong hunting guide:
5. Your guide blows into big sea shell horn to attract game and a bunch of Vikings show up instead.
4. Your guide is completely outfitted with "Barney" camping equipment. 3. As you close in on a deer, your guide whispers in an Elmer Fudd voice, "Be vehhwey vehhwey quiet." 2. He calls trees by their first names. And the number one sign you’ve hired the wrong hunting guide: 1. He is prone to scream, "Run, Bambi, RUN!" |
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300S&W
Optics God Joined: January/27/2008 Location: Burlington,WV Status: Offline Points: 10592 |
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Uh Oh Steph! Ya posted a bit too late. helo18's done left on his hunt.
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"I ain't got time to bleed!"
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Stephanie
Optics GrassHopper Optics Goddess Joined: February/13/2004 Location: Native Texan Status: Offline Points: 1502 |
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hehe... Stinks to be him. |
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BeltFed
Optics Retard Joined: February/12/2008 Location: Ky Status: Offline Points: 22287 |
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What's wrong with Barney camping equipment? He loves me!
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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300S&W
Optics God Joined: January/27/2008 Location: Burlington,WV Status: Offline Points: 10592 |
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"I ain't got time to bleed!"
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scooter65
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: December/29/2006 Location: mi Status: Offline Points: 3567 |
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thats just how you like Belt....
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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Somebody is getting a little confused in their second childhood!
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
--Thomas Jefferson |
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Steelbenz
Optics Jedi Knight ROLL TIDE ROLL Joined: January/03/2006 Location: Heart of Dixie Status: Offline Points: 5153 |
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Your a bad Girl, Steph. Very Bad....... But funny!!! LOL!
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"Don't argue with a fool! From a distance you can't really tell who's who!"
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Stephanie
Optics GrassHopper Optics Goddess Joined: February/13/2004 Location: Native Texan Status: Offline Points: 1502 |
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Stephanie
Optics GrassHopper Optics Goddess Joined: February/13/2004 Location: Native Texan Status: Offline Points: 1502 |
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Ed Connelly
Optics Retard God of no Chihuahua Joined: December/16/2007 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 24225 |
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Top 5 signs you're getting old........
" Hey, Sweetie, it's time to go to bed and fool around...."
" Oh,.......... I don't feel so good......where did you put the Ben-Gay? "
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Trays 7940
Optics Master Joined: August/09/2009 Location: Texas Status: Offline Points: 1149 |
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Somebody make him stop!
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helo18
Optics Jedi Knight Joined: December/02/2006 Location: Montana Status: Offline Points: 5620 |
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Where did you find the guides secret rules? And my hunt was very successful by the way. |
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To be prepared for War is one of the most effectual means of preserving peace.
GEORGE WASHINGTON |
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Ed Connelly
Optics Retard God of no Chihuahua Joined: December/16/2007 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 24225 |
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