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    Posted: October/29/2009 at 10:21
Lifetime warranty and excellent customer service don't mean a thing when your gun fails during a zombie attack.

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oh that smell
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That boy needed a full body condom.
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Yuk!
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omg, I wished I wouldn't have just eaten a tuna sandwich and watched this video.
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Elk's revenge!
Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Roll on Floor Laughing
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Mountain man smell

I'm classic shag nasty type.
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Never seen an elk with that much liquid in the stomach.  Seen a few hunters hit the gut sack, and the texture inside was more solid.  Not much liquid at all.  Glad I was not that guy!!!
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Roll on Floor LaughingAnd then he had to pull the shirt accross his head! 
 
I think I would have cut it off! 


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I got that in an email the other day and sent it to my uncle.  He promptly wrote back that he was unable to finish his split pea and ham soup.
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That's why I always start by feeling for the point just under the base of the sternum. There's no intestines to hit there. It's hard to tell if that's what he was trying to do but with that elk positioned on the hill like that the guts should have all rolled down towards the pelvis.
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His mistake was pointing the blade edge toward the guts.  lol, I always keep everything pushed down with two fingers and then just put the blade between my fingers blade edge out.    
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Originally posted by jonoMT jonoMT wrote:

That's why I always start by feeling for the point just under the base of the sternum. There's no intestines to hit there. It's hard to tell if that's what he was trying to do but with that elk positioned on the hill like that the guts should have all rolled down towards the pelvis.
 
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