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cyborg
Optics God Gaseous Clay Joined: August/24/2007 Location: North Georgia Status: Offline Points: 12288 |
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Posted: October/25/2009 at 00:49 |
Atlanta Airport
You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South. Some of you will enjoy this more than others... Southerners can be so polite!
Overheard at Hartsfield International.
Atlanta
ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 522 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great."
Pause...
Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"
Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE."
Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- |
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An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects. OATH KEEPER #8233 Support us, and join our cause. Cyborg |
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Ed Connelly
Optics Retard God of no Chihuahua Joined: December/16/2007 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 24225 |
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300S&W
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I LUV IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"I ain't got time to bleed!"
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3_tens
Optics Jedi Master Joined: January/08/2007 Location: Oklahoma Status: Offline Points: 7853 |
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In Atlanta one of them would ignore and land on the taxi way. Never mind that was Delta Airlines. |
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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.
Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow Now the rules have changed again. |
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bugsNbows
Optics God bowsNbugs Joined: March/10/2008 Location: North Georgia Status: Offline Points: 11200 |
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+100. That's a good one.
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
Anomymous |
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Preston
Optics Apprentice Joined: September/13/2009 Location: IOWA Status: Offline Points: 193 |
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Looks like I'd be going to a fire... Chief 1, Crash-4, Crash-5, Rescue-10, Tanker-30, Engine 11 respond to a multiple aircraft collision on runway 9R
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"I prefer peace. But if trouble must come, let it come in my time, so that my children can live in peace."
Thomas Payne, Revolutionist |
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Preston
Optics Apprentice Joined: September/13/2009 Location: IOWA Status: Offline Points: 193 |
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Nothin like some good ol Southern Hospitality |
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"I prefer peace. But if trouble must come, let it come in my time, so that my children can live in peace."
Thomas Payne, Revolutionist |
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