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For all of those thinking of leaving California for better places, you'd do well to not even think of considering Oklahoma as an alternative place to live.
Pay no mind to the legions of CA license plates all over the place- those are probably just people passing through.
There is no game around here and no place to hunt, the weather is awful, fish are small and scarce if you can even find a place to drop a hook. There aren't any jobs unless you have an "in" and those don't pay anything at all.

The women are troublesome and the men don't take kindly to those who treated their far away cousins so roughly during the dust bowl era and who persist in using the term Okie.
Be prepared for a hard smackdown if that term is ever used around here.

If you come out here to look around, you'd better practise up on the terms "fixin' to" and "pretty soon" and your meal at the I-40 truckstop (as you pass quickly on through the state) oughta be Chicken Fried Steak, or the locals will spot you as the prunepicker you really are.
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Originally posted by Alan Robertson Alan Robertson wrote:

For all of those thinking of leaving California for better places, you'd do well to not even think of considering Oklahoma as an alternative place to live.
Pay no mind to the legions of CA license plates all over the place- those are probably just people passing through.
There is no game around here and no place to hunt, the weather is awful, fish are small and scarce if you can even find a place to drop a hook. There aren't any jobs unless you have an "in" and those don't pay anything at all.

The women are troublesome and the men don't take kindly to those who treated their far away cousins so roughly during the dust bowl era and who persist in using the term Okie.
Be prepared for a hard smackdown if that term is ever used around here.

If you come out here to look around, you'd better practise up on the terms "fixin' to" and "pretty soon" and your meal at the I-40 truckstop (as you pass quickly on through the state) oughta be Chicken Fried Steak, or the locals will spot you as the prunepicker you really are.
To bad you live in the other side of the state. Its better in Green Country. I make a good living off the people from California over here and welcome them. HowdyI have no problem catching fish either. A sour addititude may be rubbing off on your bait.Big Grin
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Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow
Now the rules have changed again.
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BanditoEd, Whos House is that? Have You Found Your Cat Yet?
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Good think i plan to leave california shortly after 2011
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Originally posted by JF4545 JF4545 wrote:

BanditoEd, Whos House is that? Have You Found Your Cat Yet?
 
 
That be Bigdaddy's house. 
 
    
 
All cats present and accounted for.....except for one runaway who is hiding upstairs somewhere illegally.  
 
 
 
 


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Originally posted by 3_tens 3_tens wrote:

Originally posted by Alan Robertson Alan Robertson wrote:

For all of those thinking of leaving California for better places, you'd do well to not even think of considering Oklahoma as an alternative place to live.
Pay no mind to the legions of CA license plates all over the place- those are probably just people passing through.
There is no game around here and no place to hunt, the weather is awful, fish are small and scarce if you can even find a place to drop a hook. There aren't any jobs unless you have an "in" and those don't pay anything at all.

The women are troublesome and the men don't take kindly to those who treated their far away cousins so roughly during the dust bowl era and who persist in using the term Okie.
Be prepared for a hard smackdown if that term is ever used around here.

If you come out here to look around, you'd better practise up on the terms "fixin' to" and "pretty soon" and your meal at the I-40 truckstop (as you pass quickly on through the state) oughta be Chicken Fried Steak, or the locals will spot you as the prunepicker you really are.
To bad you live in the other side of the state. Its better in Green Country. I make a good living off the people from California over here and welcome them. HowdyI have no problem catching fish either. A sour addititude may be rubbing off on your bait.Big Grin

So you let the cat out of the bag about fishin'.
Next I suppose you'll tell 'em about all the good huntin' or all the good lookin' gals and pretty soon you'll have 'em comin' from all over the place, even back east.
No, wait... they're already flockin' here in droves.
Oh well. So much for keepin' it all to ourselves.
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I hear they have smaller deer in Florida than Oklahoma, but I am not sure of anywhere else. As far as the women....well if you laid them out it would take 3-4 California gals to stack up to one around here. I do mean around.
 
I would love for more of those eastern Yankees to come out . Need more targets.Sharp Shooter   Shocked 
Ed don't count. He was only transplanted to Yankee land.
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Originally posted by 3_tens 3_tens wrote:

I hear they have smaller deer in Florida than Oklahoma, but I am not sure of anywhere else. As far as the women....well if you laid them out it would take 3-4 California gals to stack up to one around here. I do mean around.
 
I would love for more of those eastern Yankees to come out . Need more targets.Sharp Shooter   Shocked 
Ed don't count. He was only transplanted to Yankee land.

Yeah, like my pal asked me the other day if I knew what had 5 teeth and six tits?
His last three dates...
He'd picked some good ol' big 'ns instead of his usual outings with big ol' good 'ns.
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Main Street           Hooker, Oklahoma!!      Bandito
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
    
 
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Originally posted by 3_tens 3_tens wrote:

I hear they have smaller deer in Florida than Oklahoma, but I am not sure of anywhere else. As far as the women....well if you laid them out it would take 3-4 California gals to stack up to one around here. I do mean around.
 
I would love for more of those eastern Yankees to come out . Need more targets.Sharp Shooter   Shocked 
Ed don't count. He was only transplanted to Yankee land.
 
But they do have a gator season!
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I would like to bag a Gator or 2.
Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.

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Wrong gator!
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You hunt what you want. I hunt what I want.
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