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    Posted: October/19/2009 at 07:18

Golf Panties....
  
   The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her
   ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
   'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Ole demanded.
   Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.'
   The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of
   decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear..'
      
   Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee.  Her skirt
   also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies.  '  Blessed Virgin
   Mary , woman! You've no knickers. Why not?'  She replies, 'I can't afford any 
   on the money you give me.'   Patrick reaches into his pocket and says , '
   For the sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear"!
  
   Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over
   her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.    
   'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer drawers?' She
   too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.'
   The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the love 'o
   decency, here's a comb..... Tidy yerself up a bit

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote lucytuma Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/19/2009 at 13:16
Ouch!!! and thats how the fight started.
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I saw that coming, but I'm part Scottish and I woulda done the same.
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"Where does he get those wonderful toys?"
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Monster Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/19/2009 at 21:13
hahaha I am scottish too and this rings true for my dad to a T
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Time for a Bikini Wax. Devil

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I am part Scot, and that's the only part that didn't think this was funny.
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The mental picture is too much... ugh...


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