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    Posted: October/14/2009 at 08:02
When you have an
'I Hate My Job Day'
,

[even if retired you have those sometimes]

try this:


On your way home from work,

stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section
and purchase a rectal thermometer
made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the
curtains and disconnect the phone so you
will not be disturbed.
When you have an
'I Hate My Job Day'
,

[even if retired you have those sometimes]

try this:


On your way home from work,

stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section
and purchase a rectal thermometer
made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the
curtains and disconnect the phone so you
will not be disturbed
Change into very comfortable clothing and

sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table
or a surface s
P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.

Ecclesiastes 10:2
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote bugsNbows Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/14/2009 at 11:46
That's so gross... I just belched up a tuna sandwich.
If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote hunterwingler Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/14/2009 at 14:58
lol it's a dirty job someone has to do i'm just glad it's not mine. maybe that guy from " Dirty Jobs" should do a show on it. lol nahhhhhhhh!!
I wasn't upset about the black cat crossing my path this morning but mouthing "your fu@#ed" as he passed was just rude.

If Guns kill people mine are all defective
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ed Connelly Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/14/2009 at 18:15

Meanwhile....at the Research and Development Department of Johnson & Johnsons...........

" Testing Thermometer XYZ.........."
 
 
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THE ED SHOW

Ju Cucarachas!!!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote budperm Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/15/2009 at 06:33
Is it in yet???  Shocked
"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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R. U . N
P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.

Ecclesiastes 10:2
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Preston Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/23/2009 at 01:18

Sounds like a job for liberals

"I prefer peace. But if trouble must come, let it come in my time, so that my children can live in peace."
Thomas Payne, Revolutionist
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Trays 7940 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/23/2009 at 19:28
Oh good grief!!! Loco


I don't shoot innocent animals, just the one's who look guilty.
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