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SD Dog
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The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on
the same stage in front of a huge crowd. The Pope said, "Did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice." Pelosi seriously doubts this, and
says, "One little wave of your hand, and all people
will rejoice forever?? Show me," she said. So the Pope slapped her. |
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known as the canonized bitch slap |
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That brought a smile
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SMACK DOWN
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Can I be next?
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+1 to the Pope...and I'm not even Catholic.
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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Holy Bitch Slaps Batman!
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Some people are educated BEYOND their intelligence.
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I don't think the Pope would slap you Bill.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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cyborg
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Brass knuckles, those funky knuckles... Brass knuckles, to pimp slap Nancy.
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Cyborg Nancy
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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other
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Just looking at that animated emoticon above makes me feel better already.
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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other
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!!!!!
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Oh! I thought you wanted this
Popecyborg
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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No, what we really want is this, .
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