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hunterwingler
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Posted: September/10/2009 at 13:35 |
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years..
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!' The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.' Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.' Some old men can still think fast. |
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I wasn't upset about the black cat crossing my path this morning but mouthing "your fu@#ed" as he passed was just rude.
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I wanna be like him when I grow up.
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Stephanie
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That's funny!
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bugsNbows
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Gotta love those gators!
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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Ed Connelly
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Trays 7940
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Good One!
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swtucker
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Slick.
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3_tens
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SICK sick I wish I could get that sick.
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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.
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Kickboxer
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Build it and they will come. I'm starting on my new pond when I get home... |
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Sorry to rain on your parade but if Lori found out you tried that trick YOU would become the gator food!
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