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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Bigdaddy0381 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August/13/2009 at 08:25
he is not dead just went to the store.
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a secondhand store & buy a pair of men's used size 14-16
   work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
   Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots & magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

  Bubba,

  Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo & beer.  Be back in an
  hour.
  Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning
  and messed him up bad.  I don't think Killer took part, but it
  was hard to tell from all the  blood.  Anyway, I locked all four
  of 'em in the house.

  Better wait outside.  Be right back.

  Cooter


P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.

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Cooter is a better speller than you are BD.  Laugh
 
First Cooter to make it pass the 5th grade I guess! Bucky
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I just hope the SOB trying to break in can read!
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