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    Posted: August/12/2009 at 05:38

Three West Texas Roughnecks ( Cooter, Ronnie and Tim ) were working up on a cell phone tower somewhere outside of Sweetwater.

As they started their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and ends up DRT (Dead Right There) on the ground.

As the ambulance takes his body away, Ronnie says to Tim, 'Well dang it Tim, guess someone oughta go and tell his wife.'

Tim says, 'That's OK, I'll go. I'm pretty good at sensitive stuff.'

Two hours later, he comes back carrying half a case of Budweiser.

 

Ronnie says, 'Where in the hell did you get the beer, Tim?' 

'Oh, Cooter's wife give it to me,' Tim replied. 'Have one.'

'That's unbelievable, you told a lady that her husband is dead and she gives you beer?!'

'Well, not exactly', Tim says, 'When she answered the door, I said, 'Hi there. You must be Cooter's widow.'

'No, she said, you must be mistaken. I ain't no widow.'


Then I said 'Oh yeh? Bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'

 

Budweiser Drinkers Are Real Good At That Sensitive Stuff

 

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Now that was a class act.
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Thinking  I drink Bud heavy but don't think I would try to get free beer that way.


Edited by SD Dog - August/12/2009 at 10:16
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Long necks or cans?,  the great debate.
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The bad news is, your husbands dead; the good news is, I'll take all the beer he has left.
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One of these days..... I'm gonna have a long talk with that boy....
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To which boy do you refer, sir?
 
Your clear as mud!
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Why,, Tim of course.... He needs sensitivity training.
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As long as he toasted Cooter with the beer I guess it's ok.
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Originally posted by Dogger Dogger wrote:

As long as he toasted Cooter with the beer I guess it's ok.
 
Atleast wait until the funerals over.
 
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Originally posted by Bigdaddy0381 Bigdaddy0381 wrote:

Originally posted by Dogger Dogger wrote:

As long as he toasted Cooter with the beer I guess it's ok.
 
Atleast wait until the funerals over.
 
But the beer's cold now!
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Cooter would want you to drink it cold and maybe slip one into the casket.
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Originally posted by Bigdaddy0381 Bigdaddy0381 wrote:

Originally posted by Dogger Dogger wrote:

As long as he toasted Cooter with the beer I guess it's ok.
 
Atleast wait until the funerals over.
 
Heck NO!!!  There is free Beer & Vittles at them funerals! Cheers
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Dat's the type uh chiveral shiveral shivralry chivrelry kindness and senstiva sinsitiv manners my momma done learnt me to show tward a lady since I wuz knee high to a grasshopper!  Jes goes to show we Texans know how to treat people good!
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Thanks what I like about you Dogger, you always give credit where credit is due! Whistling
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