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    Posted: July/20/2009 at 14:28
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
 
I'm just passing this thought along......
 
Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack?
 
If not, you're wondering now.
 
Have a nice day .


Edited by 3_tens - July/20/2009 at 14:30
Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.

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Now the rules have changed again.
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I just put a dollar bill in my butt crack,then i bought a coke.Smell that dollar bill and smell the essence of AJ.
 
Ya'll have a nice day now Mooner 
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sniff, sniff....If it was, she was clean!
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Don't you know that money is one of the dirttiest things you can handle!!!!!
 
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Make that Narcotics and Bunko Squad
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Been a slow day Lynn?
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Sounds like he works for the Federal Reserve bank to me.
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Gosh no! I've been very busy for a Monday.
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Originally posted by 3_tens 3_tens wrote:

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
 
I'm just passing this thought along......
 
Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack?
 
If not, you're wondering now.
 
Have a nice day .
..........................How come you didn`t pass that along during our lunch 3 1/2 months ago?????? I had a few dollars bills with me too!!.........Roll on Floor Laughing
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Questioned this after seeing the Brandon Hooters girl.
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I never thought of that.........NO...........Stare
 
 
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lol thats good. i'll be thinking about that now any time i have money in hand.< 

Edited by Urimaginaryfrnd - July/23/2009 at 17:32
I wasn't upset about the black cat crossing my path this morning but mouthing "your fu@#ed" as he passed was just rude.

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Originally posted by Big Squeeze Big Squeeze wrote:

Originally posted by 3_tens 3_tens wrote:

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
 
I'm just passing this thought along......
 
Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack?
 
If not, you're wondering now.
 
Have a nice day .
..........................How come you didn`t pass that along during our lunch 3 1/2 months ago?????? I had a few dollars bills with me too!!.........Roll on Floor Laughing
 
Wait a minute... Are you saying you would have enoy sliding a few dollars down AJ's butt crack???  Loco  Puker
 
EEEeeewwwww!  I need a shower!
 
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Dated a stripper many years back. Smart girl, she used her money to run her house, and family instead of sucking it up her nose like so many other strippers. She told me she averaged over a thousand a week in tips, and there were no taxes paid on those then. Back then that was good money, it just don't last forever.
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That was a while ago! Wink
 
Now they can make $5K+ weekly.  Smart ones put themselves thru College or buy houses.
Knew one the stripped fopr 5 years then retired.  She retired with 2 houses and a BWM paid for!
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Brother got his masters from U of Iowa.  Went down there a few times and we ended up going out to a few dancing halls.  He pointed out some of the dancers he knew and said a few were getting their masters.  Lot of other girls that didn't like to get naked were bartenders.  Made great money and it was cash.  Nice for me b/c we drank for free most of the times we went down there.
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Hey 3 tens what movie or tv show was that from?
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