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3_tens
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Posted: July/20/2009 at 14:28 |
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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
I'm just passing this thought along...... Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack? If not, you're wondering now. Have a nice day . Edited by 3_tens - July/20/2009 at 14:30 |
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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.
Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow Now the rules have changed again. |
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Average Joe
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I just put a dollar bill in my butt crack,then i bought a coke.Smell that dollar bill and smell the essence of AJ.
Ya'll have a nice day now
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I'm classic shag nasty type.
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budperm
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sniff, sniff....If it was, she was clean!
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BeltFed
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Don't you know that money is one of the dirttiest things you can handle!!!!!
If your money has that REALLY used smell, you know, like it's been some place you don't want your kids to know about. Then send it to me and I will burn your money in our specially designed furnace, so that every last little germ and dirt particle will be permanently destroyed, and you won't have to worry about that nasty old dollar passing on some dreaded disease or smell you don't want to explain to your kids.
Hurry now!
We have a special offer right now!
Send us 1000 of your dirty dollars (any denomination) and we will dispose of them for half price!
Send us 1000 dollar bills in 50 or 100 denomination and we will take an extra 20% off your bill!
But act NOW! This is a limited time offer.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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budperm
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Make that Narcotics and Bunko Squad
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budperm
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Been a slow day Lynn?
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supertool73
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Sounds like he works for the Federal Reserve bank to me.
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Lifetime warranty and excellent customer service don't mean a thing when your gun fails during a zombie attack.
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BeltFed
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Gosh no! I've been very busy for a Monday.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Big Squeeze
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3_tens
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Questioned this after seeing the Brandon Hooters girl.
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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.
Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow Now the rules have changed again. |
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Ed Connelly
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I never thought of that.........NO...........
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hunterwingler
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lol thats good. i'll be thinking about that now any time i have money in hand.<
Edited by Urimaginaryfrnd - July/23/2009 at 17:32 |
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I wasn't upset about the black cat crossing my path this morning but mouthing "your fu@#ed" as he passed was just rude.
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budperm
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Wait a minute... Are you saying you would have enoy sliding a few dollars down AJ's butt crack???
EEEeeewwwww! I need a shower!
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BeltFed
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Dated a stripper many years back. Smart girl, she used her money to run her house, and family instead of sucking it up her nose like so many other strippers. She told me she averaged over a thousand a week in tips, and there were no taxes paid on those then. Back then that was good money, it just don't last forever.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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budperm
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That was a while ago!
Now they can make $5K+ weekly. Smart ones put themselves thru College or buy houses.
Knew one the stripped fopr 5 years then retired. She retired with 2 houses and a BWM paid for!
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SD Dog
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Brother got his masters from U of Iowa. Went down there a few times and we ended up going out to a few dancing halls. He pointed out some of the dancers he knew and said a few were getting their masters. Lot of other girls that didn't like to get naked were bartenders. Made great money and it was cash. Nice for me b/c we drank for free most of the times we went down there.
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Monster
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Hey 3 tens what movie or tv show was that from?
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