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    Posted: July/18/2009 at 06:30
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
 
Been posted here before, but it came up again on another forum and I thought it was worth posting again.
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That's always a great read Mark.
 
My absolutely favourite line in there is,
 
"when our team saved the life and possibly the virginity of the Mayor’s nephew, there was a special relaxation of the rules made for us"
 
Gotta love a man who saves a virgin!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote cheaptrick Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July/18/2009 at 08:11
Thats hilarious!
 
My favorite line is this:
"If you want to laugh at somebody, try laughing at the sheep out there who go to the mall unarmed trusting in me to stand guard over their lives like a God."
 
Roll on Floor Laughing
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This is TOO good.  How do you find this stuff??  It should be a soap opera on TV.  
"Mall Ninjas"... "standing guard over our lives like gods". 

However, there is a "breakoff" style called ninjitsu.  I think they claimed ninjutsu had become "too commercial" and they wanted to get back to the real "deadly, silent" aspects of the art.  I haven't seen any ninjitsu guys since I left Kalifornia.  
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I wonder if "Gecko45"  is a nom-de-plume for Relentless Pursuit?
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Though I've read it a few items, it still get me!
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Originally posted by Dogger Dogger wrote:

I wonder if "Gecko45"  is a nom-de-plume for Relentless Pursuit?
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Does this sound familiar Mark (the style if not the contect)??
 
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Spent primers ARE the supreme tutorial..................."
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Originally posted by Dogger Dogger wrote:

Does this sound familiar Mark (the style if not the contect)??
 
"I've zero time or inclination to deal with clueless idiots.
 
Spent primers ARE the supreme tutorial..................."
 
Absolutely!! 
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( uhh......I had to take a vodka break after the very first topic----the steel plate and the ripping off of the tape...........!!! )   Shocked
I'll read some more later...............
 
 
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That is funny stuff!!!! My left eye was scratched when I woke up this morning, but after the laughter bringing me to tears several times I feel much better now. Thanks CT.
 
I guess I'll go grab my LAR .50bmg now and hop over to J.C. Penneys to see if I can find some Levi's. (you never can be too careful with neonazis, and rebel guerillas out there.)

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Roll on Floor Laughing

Reminds me of Bill Paxtons character in the movie True Lies. 
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Originally posted by ckk1106 ckk1106 wrote:

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Reminds me of Bill Paxtons character in the movie True Lies. 
 
Thats exactly who I was thinking of... Imagine how many woman this dip gets....... 
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338 Lapua
 
 
 
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I don"t get it...



Edited by Kickboxer - July/19/2009 at 20:44
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" This Gecko guy said he was taping extra steel plates onto his back so that he would be bulletproof.  He said he wanted to know what flak jacket would deflect a 338 Lapua....do you see that, Stanley?? "  
 
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Yeah.  I don't know about you guys but my mall security guys are always getting peppered in the back with 338 Lapua.
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Originally posted by Kickboxer Kickboxer wrote:

I don"t get it...

 
I'm with Kick..... the cans represent what?
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They represent Ed's alternate reality..................
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