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cheaptrick
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Posted: July/18/2009 at 06:30 |
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
Been posted here before, but it came up again on another forum and I thought it was worth posting again.
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Dogger
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That's always a great read Mark.
My absolutely favourite line in there is,
"when our team saved the life and possibly the virginity of the Mayor’s nephew, there was a special relaxation of the rules made for us"
Gotta love a man who saves a virgin!
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God save the Empire!
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cheaptrick
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Thats hilarious!
My favorite line is this:
"If you want to laugh at somebody, try laughing at the sheep out there who go to the mall unarmed trusting in me to stand guard over their lives like a God."
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Kickboxer
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This is TOO good. How do you find this stuff?? It should be a soap opera on TV.
"Mall Ninjas"... "standing guard over our lives like gods". However, there is a "breakoff" style called ninjitsu. I think they claimed ninjutsu had become "too commercial" and they wanted to get back to the real "deadly, silent" aspects of the art. I haven't seen any ninjitsu guys since I left Kalifornia.
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Dogger
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I wonder if "Gecko45" is a nom-de-plume for Relentless Pursuit?
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God save the Empire!
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Rancid Coolaid
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Though I've read it a few items, it still get me!
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cheaptrick
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If at first you don't secede...try..try again.
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Dogger
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Does this sound familiar Mark (the style if not the contect)??
"I've zero time or inclination to deal with clueless idiots.
Spent primers ARE the supreme tutorial..................." |
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cheaptrick
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Absolutely!!
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Ed Connelly
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( uhh......I had to take a vodka break after the very first topic----the steel plate and the ripping off of the tape...........!!! )
I'll read some more later...............
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trigger29
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That is funny stuff!!!! My left eye was scratched when I woke up this morning, but after the laughter bringing me to tears several times I feel much better now. Thanks CT.
I guess I'll go grab my LAR .50bmg now and hop over to J.C. Penneys to see if I can find some Levi's. (you never can be too careful with neonazis, and rebel guerillas out there.)
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ckk1106
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Reminds me of Bill Paxtons character in the movie True Lies. |
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Ed Connelly
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scooter65
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Thats exactly who I was thinking of... Imagine how many woman this dip gets.......
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Ed Connelly
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338 Lapua
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Kickboxer
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I don"t get it...
Edited by Kickboxer - July/19/2009 at 20:44 |
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Ed Connelly
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" This Gecko guy said he was taping extra steel plates onto his back so that he would be bulletproof. He said he wanted to know what flak jacket would deflect a 338 Lapua....do you see that, Stanley?? "
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BillyWayne
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Yeah. I don't know about you guys but my mall security guys are always getting peppered in the back with 338 Lapua.
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John 11:35
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scooter65
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I'm with Kick..... the cans represent what?
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Dogger
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They represent Ed's alternate reality..................
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God save the Empire!
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