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    Posted: July/01/2009 at 07:05

Guts or Balls?

There is a medical distinction.  We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?  And you should remember that medical info on the Web is very accurate.  In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:


GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:  'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'


BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say:  "You're next, Chubby."


I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.  Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

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Thanks scooter got to clean the monoter again.
 
This would make a great tag line
 "You're next, Chubby."

 


Edited by Bigdaddy0381 - July/01/2009 at 07:14
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I dunno fellas, those two things just sound stoooopid  to me.
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Brandon what was your wifes name/// I still have that address around here somewhere. I'm sure I do.
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I've got neither.
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That definitely cleared up any confusion I didn't have. 
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Originally posted by 3_tens 3_tens wrote:

Brandon what was your wifes name/// I still have that address around here somewhere. I'm sure I do.
Handouts accepted.
 
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