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Posted: June/25/2009 at 06:40 |
Jacob and Rebecca, an older couple, living in Florida, decided to get married. All were excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a Drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes." Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" P Pharmacist: "All kinds"
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about suppositories?" Pharmacist: "You bet!"
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?" Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?" Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "Adult diapers? "Pharmacist:"Sure." Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
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LMAO!!!
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That is funny!
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8shots
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LMAO!!!
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Good one!
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Now that's funny!
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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