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scooter65
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: December/29/2006 Location: mi Status: Offline Points: 3567 |
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Posted: June/16/2009 at 07:59 |
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The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows: After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per time. This is Heather. Leasing On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything. This is Kristen. Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for an hour of sex every night for 5 years he would have paid $7.3 million, a savings of $41.7 million. Value-added benefits are: - a 22 year old red-hot babe - no begging or coaxing - never a headache - plays all requests - no bitching or complaining - no 'honey-do' list Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when asked. All at 1/7th the cost - and no legal fees. Sometimes leasing just makes more sense. |
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BeltFed
Optics Retard Joined: February/12/2008 Location: Ky Status: Offline Points: 22284 |
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And you don't have to cuddle.
Also, it's still cheaper if your one of those (like me) who wants to go at it for 2 or 3 hours.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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budperm
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3_tens
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I bet with Kristen that she has friends that could provide for variety. . . . Getting cheaper!
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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.
Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow Now the rules have changed again. |
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Ed Connelly
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