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    Posted: June/03/2009 at 09:49

The guys were all at a deer camp.  No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly.They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.  The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.They said, "Man, what happened to you?"He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."  The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."  The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night...Bob sat up and watched me all night."

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 Now that's thinkin outside the box!!!  Excellent
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Was that a Texas deer camp?  Just wondering...........
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Originally posted by Dogger Dogger wrote:

Was that a Texas deer camp?  Just wondering...........

Nope That Deer Camp Was On BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN   Bandito
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote cyborg Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: June/03/2009 at 12:02
That must be Liarry's deer camp. Matter of fact when I first heard that joke, Bob was Liarry. I guess now we know why Liarry has such an affection for wanting to be a cowboy. Someone should set the record straight with him.
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That's a good one! Big Smile
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Unfortunately I'm the one that snores the worst.  Since I'm the biggest, I havn't had the "tuck in" happen yet, but I have had a glass of water dumped on my head.  I jumped out of bed so quick that the three of them had an "oh sh*t" look on their face and were backing up pretty fast.  I laughed and went back to sleep.
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I'm gonna have to try that at duck camp this year!
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