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hunterwingler
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Posted: June/02/2009 at 17:30 |
Hooker?
Ole was walking home late at night, through the park and sees a woman in the
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I wasn't upset about the black cat crossing my path this morning but mouthing "your fu@#ed" as he passed was just rude.
If Guns kill people mine are all defective |
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BeltFed
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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300S&W
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"I ain't got time to bleed!"
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cyborg
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Alright..... There comes a time when a man has to say "stop making jokes about my personal life." I'm just happy she could afford her divorce attourney.
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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other
An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects. OATH KEEPER #8233 Support us, and join our cause. Cyborg |
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Ed Connelly
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3_tens
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Any body got an extra $20 to lend?
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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.
Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow Now the rules have changed again. |
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300S&W
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If it's an"emergency"connect with Brandon! LOL
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"I ain't got time to bleed!"
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Average Joe
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I'm classic shag nasty type.
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budperm
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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hunterwingler
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SORRY ABOUT YOUR DAMN LUCK MAN LOL |
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I wasn't upset about the black cat crossing my path this morning but mouthing "your fu@#ed" as he passed was just rude.
If Guns kill people mine are all defective |
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cyborg
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Yeah. Me too.... I am still shocked that they would give her half of "that" (the boys) too. I didn't get half of the girls.
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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other
An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects. OATH KEEPER #8233 Support us, and join our cause. Cyborg |
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hunterwingler
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Yeah your really bummin fo have good stiff drink you'll feel better |
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I wasn't upset about the black cat crossing my path this morning but mouthing "your fu@#ed" as he passed was just rude.
If Guns kill people mine are all defective |
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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Should of married a blonds then you could of at least won your stuff back!
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Bob walked into a pub around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?' Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.' The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.' Bob placed a $20 note on the bar and said, 'You're on!' Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, 'Fair's fair. Here's your money.' Bob replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump.' The blond replied, 'I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.' Bob took the money. |
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BeltFed
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Sounds like my sister.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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