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BeltFed
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Posted: May/01/2009 at 20:06 |
An elderly farmer was setting on his front pourch when he noticed a kid walking up to him carrying two milk pales. Hey mister, the kid shouted, you got any milkweed? Yeah, I got a whole field full of it, replied the old farmer, but what do you want with milkweed, it's not good for anything. The kid replied, I need to get some milk. The old farmer said, you can't get milk from milkweed. The kid replied, why sure you can. The old farmer thought for a second, and decided the kid needed to learn, so he said, go ahead the field is over there. The kid took off for the field. About an hour later, here came the kid carrying two pales of milk. the farmer stopped the kid and asked how the milk was. The kid said it was the best milk he had ever had, so the farmer asked if he could try it. The kid said sure. The farmer tried it and it was the best milk he had ever had. The kid thanked the old farmer and left.
The next day the farmer was again setting on his pourch when he saw the same kid walking up with two sacks. Hey mister you got any golden rod? Yeah answered the old farmer, but what do you want with golden rod, it's worthless. I need some gold replied the kid. You can't get gold from golden rod, replied the farmer. Sure you can said the kid. Well he's gotta learn, thought the old farmer, and he told the kid where the golden rod was, and sat back down. About an hour later here came the kid dragging two bags of gold. The old man was amazed but perplexed.
The next day the old farmer was again setting on his front pourch when he saw the kid walking up holding a small box of Trojans in his hand. Hey mister, you got any pussywillow?
Hold on kid, let me get my hat!
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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300S&W
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LMAO!!!
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rifle looney
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and add this |
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“A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be.” – Fred Bear
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Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.
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Good one
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Ed Connelly
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