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    Posted: April/30/2009 at 16:08
got this today and had to share it!


 One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.'  The florist was pleased  and left the shop.When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
 
     Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept 
money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him 
at his door.
 
    Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept 
money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.
    The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the  fundamental difference
between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote SD Dog Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April/30/2009 at 16:45
Yep.  Seen it with Dem Dems and Republicans.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Kickboxer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May/03/2009 at 12:42
Good one, Steel.  Now "we the people" must take our government back from the professional politicians.  
Unending letter campaigns and protest is the only way to "dent" the wall we are up against.  Give them no peace until they relent.

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Ain't it just the sad damned truth of our current day.
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I think we need a viable third party. 

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