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    Posted: March/31/2009 at 06:35
I think we should all get a stab at writing EDs Obituary, considering the contributions Ed has made to all of our entertainment... morbid but entertaining.
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In a bizarre news story, we learned of the passing of Ed Connelly from a rumoured  overdose of Viagra.
 
His many smiling girlfriends who attended the funeral confirmed that the funeral directors were unable to close the casket lid.
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Today marks the date in history where trajedy has struck so many.  We mourn the passing of Ed (no last name).  Eds departure has caused near economic collapse.  Stock prices for hotels have plunged as the mass influx of Guatemalan illegal 'maids' has come to halt. 

Mexico has created a holy day and thus decreed silence for 24 hours in his honor.. They have named it 'ED' day.  A massing of lost benign souls has begun somewhere in Texas, linked to a mysterious site known only to its members as the 'OTC'.  A Jim Jones suicide plot is feared. 

Two tequila factories are declaring bankrupty at this news and a lime farm is being turned into a shrine.  This loss is felt as far away as the Vatican.  The Pope maintaining reclusion as the loss of his closest advisor is felt.  So today we say good bye to a brother, a visionary, our oracle..  ED
 
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(..................don't forget that Alyssa Milano threw herself off a cliff in Acapulco....)      Shocked     
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In other world new, the man simply know as ED has passed away.  He was killed Thursday when he got up to fetch more ice for drink that was melting exceedingly fast due to global warming.  He was struck by an electric car that he did not see coming due to Earth Hour and the lights were off.  He is survived by his mistress Alyssa Milano who is now heading to the throw herself off a cliff in Acapulco.
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Can I have this photo??   Smile
 
 
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EDs Dead. now they wished he would not have taken 21 and 1/2 viagra's right before charmed was to air. Now it will be a completly open casket with no fear of him rolling out
 
 
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yes...........the poor viewing had to be held in the knave.........
 
 
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pretty low turnout
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And all the women are REALLY OLD...
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Few did know of his viking past
So we strive to tell all who pass
So a sail was set upon the caskets mast.
To sail the seas of troubled waters
Seas filled of tears of women lost
Lack of Ed's love was felt at cost
and hollow hearts are sad today
For our Dear Ed has passed away.
 
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Oh that was beautiful 3_tens.......  I have to go dry my eyes now.  Poor Ed.
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Originally posted by SD Dog SD Dog wrote:


In other world new, the man simply know as ED has passed away.  He was killed Thursday when he got up to fetch more ice for drink that was melting exceedingly fast due to global warming.  He was struck by an electric car that he did not see coming due to Earth Hour and the lights were off.  He is survived by his mistress Alyssa Milano who is now heading to the throw herself off a cliff in Acapulco.
 
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Originally posted by 3_tens 3_tens wrote:

Few did know of his viking past
So we strive to tell all who pass
So a sail was set upon the caskets mast.
To sail the seas of troubled waters
Seas filled of tears of women lost
Lack of Ed's love was felt at cost
and hollow hearts are sad today
For our Dear Ed has passed away.
 
 
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ashes to ashes dust to dust if it werent for ed, bitches would rust!
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"Ed was a good man, a man of true character, a man..."
 
Aw, who am I kidding?  Everyone here knows the truth.
 Let's just bury him and go have lunch!
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Ed was so crooked that the did not bury him, they just screwed him into the ground.

Oh wait, that will be Obama's.
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