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supertool73
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Chuck Norris is suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his right and left legs, respectively.
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Lifetime warranty and excellent customer service don't mean a thing when your gun fails during a zombie attack.
"A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own." |
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pyro6999
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chuck norris uses ribbed condoms inside out so he gets the pleasure
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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead" 343 we will never forget God Bless Chris Ledoux "good ride cowboy" |
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Ed Connelly
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supertool73
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He round house kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. |
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Lifetime warranty and excellent customer service don't mean a thing when your gun fails during a zombie attack.
"A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own." |
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supertool73
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Chuck Norris doesn't teabag people, he potato sacks them.
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Lifetime warranty and excellent customer service don't mean a thing when your gun fails during a zombie attack.
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supertool73
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When you search Chuck Norris on Google and spell his name wrong, it
doesn't say "did you mean Chuck Norris", it says "run while you have
the chance".
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Lifetime warranty and excellent customer service don't mean a thing when your gun fails during a zombie attack.
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pyro6999
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comedy central wanted to do a roast of chuck norris, but their wasnt anything funny to say about him
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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead" 343 we will never forget God Bless Chris Ledoux "good ride cowboy" |
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supertool73
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Q: Why doesn't Chuck Norris have pubes? |
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Lifetime warranty and excellent customer service don't mean a thing when your gun fails during a zombie attack.
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pyro6999
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jesus may have walked on water, but only chuck norris can swim on dry land
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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead" 343 we will never forget God Bless Chris Ledoux "good ride cowboy" |
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supertool73
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters, because not
even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck
Norris.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chuck Norris once visited the "Virgin Islands." They are now simply called "The Islands." When Chuck Norris falls in the water, he doesn't get 'wet'... the water gets 'Chuck Norris'. Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter. |
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Lifetime warranty and excellent customer service don't mean a thing when your gun fails during a zombie attack.
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supertool73
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The movie 300 was actually a remake of the movie starring Chuck Norris. It was called 1. And it had a different ending.
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Lifetime warranty and excellent customer service don't mean a thing when your gun fails during a zombie attack.
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supertool73
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On the SAT if you put Chuck Norris for every answer you will score over 8000
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Lifetime warranty and excellent customer service don't mean a thing when your gun fails during a zombie attack.
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SD Dog
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Chuck Norris is
what Willis was talking about.
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If nobody ever said anything unless he knew what he was talking about, a ghastly hush would descend upon the earth. AP Herbert
Stupidity & ignorance have been the foundation for many certainties. |
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SD Dog
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They once made
a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.
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If nobody ever said anything unless he knew what he was talking about, a ghastly hush would descend upon the earth. AP Herbert
Stupidity & ignorance have been the foundation for many certainties. |
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Ed Connelly
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mike650
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“A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be.” – Fred Bear
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RifleDude
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If Chuck Norris is running late, then time better slow the f*** down!
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Ted
Money can't buy happiness... but it's much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle. |
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Kickboxer
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Chuck Norris wears Chuck Norris pajamas...
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Opinion,untempered by fact,is ignorance.
There are some who do not fear death... for they are more afraid of not really living |
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RONK
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: April/05/2007 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 3199 |
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Chuck Norris didn't go to Houston.
Houston came to him when he called it!
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Kickboxer
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#1, so far...
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Opinion,untempered by fact,is ignorance.
There are some who do not fear death... for they are more afraid of not really living |
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