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supertool73
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Posted: February/12/2009 at 16:54 |
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You're on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart.
The music is loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you remember: you've been listening to your iPod. |
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cheaptrick
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Ed Connelly
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rifle looney
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...LIKE..WHAT!
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lucytuma
Optics Jedi Knight Joined: November/25/2007 Location: Wisconsin Status: Offline Points: 5389 |
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Must have been the "Short bus"
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Steelbenz
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cyborg
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It has been me...........Only I wasn't listening to an ipod.......
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lucytuma
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Ya Billy, just going about your every day buisness.
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"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." - Thomas Jefferson
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cyborg
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It takes great skill to time those things to a beat. Especially to then be successful at passing the blame off on some poor unsuspecting elderly woman.
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Monster
Optics Master Joined: December/16/2008 Location: So. Cal Status: Offline Points: 2031 |
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When I was little and in class (like 3rd grade) if I felt it coming I would crinkle a bunch of paper to mask the sound then prey it didn't leave odor evidence.....
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"Get Busy Livin' or get busy dyin'" -Red (Shawshank Redemption)
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cyborg
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The "unscented" version?
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rifle looney
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Is this why you are always flipping pages of my magazines when at my house.....damn dude...and I thought it was TOBY! |
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cyborg
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It's a lot of fun to pass a silent stinker, and then sit and wait and start looking at someone.... They always say I didn't do it!!!!!! That's when someone inevitably will say he who smelt it dealt it......
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Monster
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No you know that I don't hide my gas.....I believe sharing is caring |
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"Get Busy Livin' or get busy dyin'" -Red (Shawshank Redemption)
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cyborg
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Confession is good for the soul.
Still to be flipping the pages is like masking the warning. Be loud, be proud. They are sometimes excellent conversation topics.
This is how silent can be violent.
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An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects. OATH KEEPER #8233 Support us, and join our cause. Cyborg |
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