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geezer
Optics Apprentice Joined: October/22/2008 Location: Georgia Status: Offline Points: 133 |
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Posted: February/03/2009 at 10:25 |
Here's one I saw yesterday - "Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant' is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'."
One of my other all time favorites-
"I'm not here to judge you - only God can do that. I'm just here to arrange the meeting." |
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I would give you my two cents worth, but then you would probably have to give half to the gov't and what good is one penny
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lucytuma
Optics Jedi Knight Joined: November/25/2007 Location: Wisconsin Status: Offline Points: 5389 |
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HA! HA!, good ones!
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"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." - Thomas Jefferson
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bugsNbows
Optics God bowsNbugs Joined: March/10/2008 Location: North Georgia Status: Offline Points: 11200 |
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"You miss 100% of the shots you never take"... from the Great One, Wayne Gretzky
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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scooter65
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: December/29/2006 Location: mi Status: Offline Points: 3567 |
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" Those toes your stepping on today, could be attached to the butt your kissing tommorrow" |
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Urimaginaryfrnd
MODERATOR Resident Redneck Joined: June/20/2005 Location: Iowa Status: Offline Points: 14964 |
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What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand. |
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"Always do the right thing, just because it is the right thing to do". Bobby Paul Doherty Texas Ranger |
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Kickboxer
MODERATOR Moderator Joined: February/13/2008 Status: Offline Points: 23679 |
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"It matters not what man thinks of war", said the judge. "As well ask what man thinks of stone. Before man was, war was, the perfect occupation awaiting the perfect practitioner".
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Opinion,untempered by fact,is ignorance.
There are some who do not fear death... for they are more afraid of not really living |
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Ed Connelly
Optics Retard God of no Chihuahua Joined: December/16/2007 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 24225 |
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" whining wimps!! " anon.
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rifle looney
Optics Master Joined: November/21/2008 Status: Offline Points: 2553 |
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He who throws stones....has no balls.
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Monster
Optics Master Joined: December/16/2008 Location: So. Cal Status: Offline Points: 2031 |
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and he who has no balls isn't a he after all?
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"Get Busy Livin' or get busy dyin'" -Red (Shawshank Redemption)
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scooter65
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: December/29/2006 Location: mi Status: Offline Points: 3567 |
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Monster for 'my healths' sake, will you please change your avatar... it's like seeing a falling star, you just stare mesmerized and ask yourself if your really seeing this......
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8shots
Optics Jedi Knight Lord Of The Flies Joined: March/14/2007 Location: South Africa Status: Offline Points: 6253 |
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Cop to employees after an accident in which they wrecked the work pick-up " Any-one hurt". "No" came the reply "the boss has not arrived yet"
I do not think it is a memorable quote, but somehow it came to mind! Edited by 8shots - February/05/2009 at 06:59 |
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SChunter
Optics Journeyman Joined: December/02/2007 Location: usa Status: Offline Points: 376 |
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Couldn't resist the opportunity to throw some dentistry in--
"Only floss the ones you want to keep!"
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