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    Posted: February/03/2009 at 10:25

Here's one I saw yesterday -

"Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant' is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'." Bandito
 
One of my other all time favorites-
 
"I'm not here to judge you - only God can do that.  I'm just here to arrange the meeting." Skull Wink
I would give you my two cents worth, but then you would probably have to give half to the gov't and what good is one penny
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote lucytuma Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February/03/2009 at 10:30
HA! HA!, good ones!
"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." - Thomas Jefferson
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote bugsNbows Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February/03/2009 at 11:36
"You miss 100% of the shots you never take"...  from the Great One, Wayne Gretzky
If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
               Anomymous
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" Those toes your stepping on today, could be attached to the butt your kissing tommorrow"

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What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand.


"Always do the right thing, just because it is the right thing to do".
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"It matters not what man thinks of war", said the judge.  "As well ask what man thinks of stone.  Before man was, war was, the perfect occupation awaiting the perfect practitioner".  
Opinion,untempered by fact,is ignorance.

There are some who do not fear death... for they are more afraid of not really living
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" whining wimps!! "      anon.  
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He who throws stones....has no balls.
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and he who has no balls isn't a he after all?
"Get Busy Livin' or get busy dyin'" -Red (Shawshank Redemption)
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote scooter65 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February/05/2009 at 06:12
Originally posted by Monster Monster wrote:

and he who has no balls isn't a he after all?
 
Monster for 'my healths' sake, will you please change your avatar... it's like seeing a falling star, you just stare mesmerized and ask yourself if your really seeing this......
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote 8shots Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February/05/2009 at 06:59
Cop to employees after an accident in which they wrecked the work pick-up " Any-one hurt". "No" came the reply "the boss has not arrived yet"
 
I do not think it is a memorable quote, but somehow it came to mind!


Edited by 8shots - February/05/2009 at 06:59
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"Only floss the ones you want to keep!"
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