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    Posted: January/31/2009 at 09:09
Now hiring writers and typers and reporters and photographers Please send resumé ( and photos of daughters and wives. )   Big, Humongous, Gi-normous paychecks daily [  Light It Up ] and all kinds of work benefits like company trucks and hunting trips to far-off exotic places---FREE!!   Bucky  
 
Does anybody want to join a winning team and post some interesting things over here?? 
 
 
                                                                              [   Shocked   .......hello?  ] 
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Hey Ed was that a "winning team" or a "whining team".
 
Thought there might be a typo there.
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I cant type or write worth a crap but I will join your team!  just cuz I like you ED?
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http://www.wvgazette.com/News/200901260588
File this in the : "They were sober!?!"  Department
 


Edited by swtucker - January/31/2009 at 09:59
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Originally posted by rifle looney rifle looney wrote:

I cant type or write worth a crap but I will join your team!  just cuz I like you ED?
 
rifle looney we can get you medicine for that.......
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Dogger...SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm on meds right now  and this new gig might do drug testing?
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" (........now I'll just try to stay calm.......these guys really can't be serious........this is all just a bad dream...............) "   
 
 
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Damn ED I don't think its the meds? but you are good lookin I new I liked you.....oh wait a minute that cant be you sorry I take that back.    Big Grin
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 MAYBE that's his sexratary???
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" ( ......hmmm......nice rack...........) " 
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" Oh my God!!!  Did you see what this MORON put on his resumé??! " 
 
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Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

" Oh my God!!!  Did you see what this MORON put on his resumé??! " 
 
If that is Pyro's its probably the same stuff he would get on Jeff"s bullet book......LOL
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[...........meanwhile, outside we are conducting the "secretary test"............(and we have a WINNER....................) ] 
 
" I can't get under here....!! " 
 
"  Good!   Good!! "    Big Grin
 
 
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Originally posted by rifle looney rifle looney wrote:

Dogger...SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm on meds right now  and this new gig might do drug testing?
 
Yes, could you elaborate any on the mans question concerning the drug testing question?
Just curious.....Got a buddy who needs a job, but just can't put down the bong, if you know what I mean.....It's ONLY for "medicinal purposes" and he has a prescription from California though if that helps. Bucky


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Dude  Ja, send him right ovuh here......ve need someone to answer the telephone..." 
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  Did someone mention needing some drugs tested?
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Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

[...........meanwhile, outside we are conducting the "secretary test"............(and we have a WINNER....................) ] 
 
" I can't get under here....!! " 
 
"  Good!   Good!! "    Big Grin
 
 
 
When you use the air jacks, aren't they supposed to be under the car before inflation.  Yippee


Edited by 3_tens - January/31/2009 at 17:28
Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.

Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow
Now the rules have changed again.
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27 viewing !!!!   This is a record!!!!  Call Chris Farris!!!   ( at 3 AM )  and tell him you were all here reading this stuff----and NOT over at the Weather Channel!!!!    Roll on Floor Laughing
 
 
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Originally posted by 3_tens 3_tens wrote:

Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

[...........meanwhile, outside we are conducting the "secretary test"............(and we have a WINNER....................) ] 
 
" I can't get under here....!! " 
 
"  Good!   Good!! "    Big Grin
 
 
 
When you use the air jacks, aren't they supposed to be under the car before inflation.  Yippee


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Originally posted by SD Dog SD Dog wrote:

Originally posted by 3_tens 3_tens wrote:

Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

[...........meanwhile, outside we are conducting the "secretary test"............(and we have a WINNER....................) ] 
 
" I can't get under here....!! " 
 
"  Good!   Good!! "    Big Grin
 
 
 
When you use the air jacks, aren't they supposed to be under the car before inflation.  Yippee


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