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Ed Connelly
Optics Retard God of no Chihuahua Joined: December/16/2007 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 24225 |
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Posted: January/31/2009 at 09:09 |
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Now hiring writers and typers and reporters and photographers. Please send resumé ( and photos of daughters and wives. ) Big, Humongous, Gi-normous paychecks daily [ ] and all kinds of work benefits like company trucks and hunting trips to far-off exotic places---FREE!!
Does anybody want to join a winning team and post some interesting things over here??
[ .......hello? ]
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Dogger
Optics Jedi Master Joined: January/02/2007 Location: Ontario, Canada Status: Offline Points: 8904 |
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Hey Ed was that a "winning team" or a "whining team".
Thought there might be a typo there.
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God save the Empire!
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rifle looney
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I cant type or write worth a crap but I will join your team! just cuz I like you ED?
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swtucker
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http://www.wvgazette.com/News/200901260588
File this in the : "They were sober!?!" Department
Edited by swtucker - January/31/2009 at 09:59 |
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Dogger
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rifle looney we can get you medicine for that.......
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God save the Empire!
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rifle looney
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Dogger...SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm on meds right now and this new gig might do drug testing?
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Ed Connelly
Optics Retard God of no Chihuahua Joined: December/16/2007 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 24225 |
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" (........now I'll just try to stay calm.......these guys really can't be serious........this is all just a bad dream...............) "
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rifle looney
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Damn ED I don't think its the meds? but you are good lookin I new I liked you.....oh wait a minute that cant be you sorry I take that back.
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300S&W
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MAYBE that's his sexratary???
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Ed Connelly
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" ( ......hmmm......nice rack...........) "
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Ed Connelly
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" Oh my God!!! Did you see what this MORON put on his resumé??! "
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rifle looney
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Ed Connelly
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[...........meanwhile, outside we are conducting the "secretary test"............(and we have a WINNER....................) ]
" I can't get under here....!! "
" Good! Good!! "
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cheaptrick
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Yes, could you elaborate any on the mans question concerning the drug testing question?
Just curious.....Got a buddy who needs a job, but just can't put down the bong, if you know what I mean.....It's ONLY for "medicinal purposes" and he has a prescription from California though if that helps.
Edited by cheaptrick - January/31/2009 at 13:45 |
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Ed Connelly
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" Ja, send him right ovuh here......ve need someone to answer the telephone..."
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300S&W
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Did someone mention needing some drugs tested?
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3_tens
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When you use the air jacks, aren't they supposed to be under the car before inflation. Edited by 3_tens - January/31/2009 at 17:28 |
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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.
Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow Now the rules have changed again. |
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Ed Connelly
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27 viewing !!!! This is a record!!!! Call Chris Farris!!! ( at 3 AM ) and tell him you were all here reading this stuff----and NOT over at the Weather Channel!!!!
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SD Dog
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If you're looking at the car...... |
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If nobody ever said anything unless he knew what he was talking about, a ghastly hush would descend upon the earth. AP Herbert
Stupidity & ignorance have been the foundation for many certainties. |
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budperm
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Car? What Car? I was mesmerised by the emergency floatation devices...Why did they go off? There is no water!
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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