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Chris Farris
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We should start a new thread.............."What optics will we be discussing when I become Optics Retard?" I imagine a scope that goes from 1-50x that has a VX-L like 70mm lens with a built in 2,000 yard laser rangefinder with a digital reticle that auto compensates for drop. It will also utilize special coatings ala C.S.I. that make blood glow in the dark. Of course it will have a built in hard drive to record everything you see and do (exportable via a USP port or SD card). It will also have a non-game species setting that allows it to convert to a combination of thermal heat vision and 6th Generation night vision that will cause coyotes to be put on the endangered species list which will cause B. H. Obama II to issue an executive order outlawing all scopes. Edited by Chris Farris - January/27/2009 at 22:26 |
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bricat
Optics Master Joined: April/24/2007 Location: Michigan Status: Offline Points: 1881 |
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Congrads my brother!
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bricat
Optics Master Joined: April/24/2007 Location: Michigan Status: Offline Points: 1881 |
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Only 9500 to go and I too can be a retard!
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RifleDude
MODERATOR EVIL OPPRESSOR Joined: October/13/2006 Location: Texas Status: Offline Points: 16337 |
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An uplifting goal to aspire to, huh?
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Ted
Money can't buy happiness... but it's much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle. |
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mwyates
Optics Master Joined: June/15/2004 Location: Texas Status: Offline Points: 1196 |
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No man on his deathbed ever said "I wish I'd made more money".
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pyro6999
Optics Retard OT TITAN Joined: December/22/2006 Location: North Dakota Status: Offline Points: 22034 |
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thats funny and also an intresting idea at the same time! |
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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead" 343 we will never forget God Bless Chris Ledoux "good ride cowboy" |
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martin3175
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: January/19/2005 Location: Maryland Status: Offline Points: 3773 |
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All for $19.95 ....
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
--Thomas Jefferson |
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RifleDude
MODERATOR EVIL OPPRESSOR Joined: October/13/2006 Location: Texas Status: Offline Points: 16337 |
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NEWSFLASH!!!
Speaking of Pyro, and in keeping with his shiny new "Retard" title, I just got word that he was recently seen out snorkeling near his Minnesota home...
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Ted
Money can't buy happiness... but it's much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle. |
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mike650
Optics God Joined: May/14/2006 Location: West of Rockies Status: Offline Points: 14569 |
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“A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be.” – Fred Bear
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pyro6999
Optics Retard OT TITAN Joined: December/22/2006 Location: North Dakota Status: Offline Points: 22034 |
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huh i wish, that guy isnt near as fat as me and he is more tan and i have more grey hair!
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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead" 343 we will never forget God Bless Chris Ledoux "good ride cowboy" |
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RifleDude
MODERATOR EVIL OPPRESSOR Joined: October/13/2006 Location: Texas Status: Offline Points: 16337 |
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So, what you're saying is that other than those small details, you're equally as retarded, right?
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Ted
Money can't buy happiness... but it's much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle. |
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pyro6999
Optics Retard OT TITAN Joined: December/22/2006 Location: North Dakota Status: Offline Points: 22034 |
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um, i did pile a bunch of snow up one time and rode my mountain bike off the roof of my parents house into the snow pile, so i guess use your own judgement on determining my level "retardedness"
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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead" 343 we will never forget God Bless Chris Ledoux "good ride cowboy" |
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koshkin
MODERATOR Dark Lord of Optics Joined: June/15/2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 13182 |
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10K???!!!!
OK, now I am impressed. By the way, Ted where did you find a picture of russian swimming lessons? and you sure it is legit for the open forum? ILya |
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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Where do you come up with this pictures....
And to answer ILya's ??? no it is not... that not a snorkle sticking up, its his winky trying to stay warm!
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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Snorkling in a snow bank...now thats hardcored!
I bet slim and the twins don't lsten to him anymore at all!
one of the twins...can't find the other. Slim is imatating a snorkle.
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Chris Farris
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Have no fear, I'll change the 10,000 post title the day before the next person reaches that goal.
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pyro6999
Optics Retard OT TITAN Joined: December/22/2006 Location: North Dakota Status: Offline Points: 22034 |
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hmm lets see ed is at 6700 now so maybe by the 4th of july it will change. mark is ahead of him i know, but im sure ed will get to 10k before mark doesat ed's current ppd number (16) it will take him exactly 204 days to get to 10k post's. funny thing is that to get 16 posts per day average you really got make more like 40 posts a day so im thinking i will be close with my guess.
Edited by pyro6999 - January/28/2009 at 15:42 |
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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead" 343 we will never forget God Bless Chris Ledoux "good ride cowboy" |
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Ed Connelly
Optics Retard God of no Chihuahua Joined: December/16/2007 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 24225 |
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Chris Farris
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So your fate is in Ed's hands. You will be Optics Retard until then.
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