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Stephanie
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Posted: January/15/2009 at 15:48 |
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pyro6999
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from me!
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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead" 343 we will never forget God Bless Chris Ledoux "good ride cowboy" |
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BeltFed
Optics Retard Joined: February/12/2008 Location: Ky Status: Online Points: 22289 |
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A card.....maybe.....if she's lucky, er if I'm lucky....and still alive.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Stephanie
Optics GrassHopper Optics Goddess Joined: February/13/2004 Location: Native Texan Status: Offline Points: 1502 |
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What! Better throw in some flowers!
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pyro6999
Optics Retard OT TITAN Joined: December/22/2006 Location: North Dakota Status: Offline Points: 22034 |
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see i get it double bad my wifes b-day is feb 13
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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead" 343 we will never forget God Bless Chris Ledoux "good ride cowboy" |
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rifle looney
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Stephanie
Optics GrassHopper Optics Goddess Joined: February/13/2004 Location: Native Texan Status: Offline Points: 1502 |
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Man, you have to buy double!
Edited by Stephanie - January/15/2009 at 16:24 |
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rifle looney
Optics Master Joined: November/21/2008 Status: Offline Points: 2553 |
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Aint no female emoticons?....if thats what you mean. OH I thought you said..... be ...double you know??? My mistake.
Edited by rifle looney - February/11/2009 at 17:02 |
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trigger29
Optics Master Extraordinaire X = 180 Y = 90 (X+Pyro)+(Y-Pyro) = ? Joined: September/29/2007 Location: South Dakota Status: Offline Points: 4353 |
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You got to watch what you say to them wives sometimes. This is not a good time to make wise cracks. I tried on my anniversary once, and can't say it worked out too good. She told me a story about her co-workers anniversary dinner that was so sweet. Then since our anniversary was the next week, asked me if I would do something like that for her.
I simply smiled and said, "Honey for our anniversary I'm going to take you somewhere you've never been before"
She got all wide eyed, and asked me where we were going. So I replied.
The f**king kitchen.
As funny as I thought this was going to be, I don't feel it was in my best interest, and took a while to get my normal speaking voice back. Watch what you tell them fellas.
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Stephanie
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rifle looney
Optics Master Joined: November/21/2008 Status: Offline Points: 2553 |
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You are BRAVE Trigger! well maybe you used to be?
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trigger29
Optics Master Extraordinaire X = 180 Y = 90 (X+Pyro)+(Y-Pyro) = ? Joined: September/29/2007 Location: South Dakota Status: Offline Points: 4353 |
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I believe stupid is the word you were searching for.
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"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed." |
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Ed Connelly
Optics Retard God of no Chihuahua Joined: December/16/2007 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 24225 |
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Oh, for Pete's sake!!! I forgot again!!! Now I have to begin to worry about that!!!
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BeltFed
Optics Retard Joined: February/12/2008 Location: Ky Status: Online Points: 22289 |
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Our anniversary is Feb. 6 or 8 (see my problem now and why I might not be alive on the 14th) so Valentines Day is not that big of a deal for us and a card is all that is expected (as long as the anniversary is good.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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martin3175
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: January/19/2005 Location: Maryland Status: Offline Points: 3773 |
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Thanks to internet flower delivery services for saving my *ss more than once ..Don't think I can get away with it again this year .. maybe - just maybe ...I will splurge on a fancy dinner at a secluded high dollar restaurant and get her whatever her heart desires...heck--I may even let her "supersize and get fries with that "
OR could go with a Shamwow .... Edited by martin3175 - January/15/2009 at 20:19 |
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rifle looney
Optics Master Joined: November/21/2008 Status: Offline Points: 2553 |
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I think Pyro is already married?........LOL
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swtucker
Optics Master Joined: September/03/2008 Location: Low Moor Status: Offline Points: 1430 |
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Edited by swtucker - January/16/2009 at 09:19 |
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Urimaginaryfrnd
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I started the game early. Last week I went by the dollar store got three red heart balloons, three valentines teddy bears and three diet cokes. Tied the stuff together and took it up to her and the two female friends that work with her. Naturally her friends rave on and on about what a great guy I am ($ 9. well spend) I'll drop back by the dollar store next week and see what junk they have ( diet coke and some goofy valentines junk X3)
You just cant buy better PR than having her friends telling her how great you are because their sorry ass husbands never bring them anything. Women are very strange about getting some little thing- being remembered - I've gotten a reaction from a dollar sented candle that would be like my reaction if she gave me a new tactical scope. But timing and presentation is everything and the cost of the gift seems less important. Very Strange but seems to be true. P.S. any sexually suggestive gift tends to work against you - hate to tell you SWTUCKER but save that for play time give something else initially then when play time comes break it out and tell her you have a new toy for her. They tend to immediately feel like they are a sex object if the gift is sex related, teddy or toy = bad choice likely to cost you getting some. Got to remember they think different, if they didnt you wouldnt have to buy anything just walk in and offer what every dog wants.
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pyro6999
Optics Retard OT TITAN Joined: December/22/2006 Location: North Dakota Status: Offline Points: 22034 |
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guns cant get pregnant, and they dont cop an attitude, and it dont matter how old they are they can still look hot at 80yrs old
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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead" 343 we will never forget God Bless Chris Ledoux "good ride cowboy" |
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SChunter
Optics Journeyman Joined: December/02/2007 Location: usa Status: Offline Points: 376 |
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These are not my sentiments, but for some of you. . .
Subject: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and f**ted whenever he wanted. THE END |
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