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    Posted: December/29/2008 at 19:21
Find out here along with the other Top 20 strangest stories from 2008.
 
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Well say what you want, you can't buy mine for that.

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Originally posted by trigger29 trigger29 wrote:

Well say what you want, you can't buy mine for that.
 
No kidding, that's crazy.
 
What would be the price?  Or is there a price?
 
What I don't understand is how they were able to recover Bobbit's from the side of the road and reattach it but they could not do the same in an operating room??????
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It's priceless man. You can't buy mine. I don't think I could put a price on any of my body parts. I need them all. Especially that one.

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How about $1 Million Dollars for an ear or maybe a pinky?
 
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A ga-jillion billion dollars
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Oh alright. Send cash, and I'll give you the pinky.

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I'm sure he is ok "A piece of muscle from the man's arm has now been attached to where his penis was, but its function is aesthetic."................see all is now well......LOL
I'm classic shag nasty type.
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Can't say what others are worth, mine can't be bought, and used haphazardly they been known to cost men dearly.
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Originally posted by Average Joe Average Joe wrote:

I'm sure he is ok "A piece of muscle from the man's arm has now been attached to where his penis was, but its function is aesthetic."................see all is now well......LOL
 
Maybe nothing changed there. Could have been aesthetic to begin with.
 
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The real question should be is:  how much does it cost to use it, you wouldn't believe the amount of money I've spent in my years, just for a chance to take it out of the case.

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OOOOOHHHHHH, You must be married!

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Wait a minute. First and foremost it is a picnic device that lets us piss almost anywhere.
Secondly, you know what it's for and how much it has cost us throughout history. Wars have been fought over where the picnic device has steered men of great stature.
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Originally posted by lucytuma lucytuma wrote:

The real question should be is:  how much does it cost to use it, you wouldn't believe the amount of money I've spent in my years, just for a chance to take it out of the case.
 
hmmm...you're very wise. 
 
 
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Originally posted by swtucker swtucker wrote:

Originally posted by lucytuma lucytuma wrote:

The real question should be is:  how much does it cost to use it, you wouldn't believe the amount of money I've spent in my years, just for a chance to take it out of the case.
 
hmmm...you're very wise. 
 
 
Laugh That's just great!!!!!
 
On a side note, I'd be appalled that they would stiff a man that way. I know for a fact that mine is worth more than the entire worlds economy. (To me that is) Even if it is well used.
I can't begin to imagine what Jeffs must be worth.
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Ive grown rather attached to mine, but this leaves me thinking they sewed John Wayne Bobbit s back on so does a stitch in time save the 9  Shocked

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