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Chris Farris
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Posted: December/29/2008 at 19:21 |
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Find out here along with the other Top 20 strangest stories from 2008.
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Ed Connelly
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" What are you doing here??? "
" Oh. I work here!!! "
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trigger29
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Well say what you want, you can't buy mine for that.
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Chris Farris
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No kidding, that's crazy.
What would be the price? Or is there a price?
What I don't understand is how they were able to recover Bobbit's from the side of the road and reattach it but they could not do the same in an operating room??????
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trigger29
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It's priceless man. You can't buy mine. I don't think I could put a price on any of my body parts. I need them all. Especially that one.
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Chris Farris
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How about $1 Million Dollars for an ear or maybe a pinky?
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martin3175
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A ga-jillion billion dollars
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trigger29
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Oh alright. Send cash, and I'll give you the pinky.
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Average Joe
Optics Master Joined: April/24/2008 Status: Offline Points: 2178 |
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I'm sure he is ok "A piece of muscle from the man's arm has now been attached to where his penis was, but its function is aesthetic."................see all is now well......LOL
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I'm classic shag nasty type.
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Roy Finn
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Can't say what others are worth, mine can't be bought, and used haphazardly they been known to cost men dearly.
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Ed Connelly
Optics Retard God of no Chihuahua Joined: December/16/2007 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 24225 |
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I'm throwing up----I'm laughing so hard!!!! I'm so glad Trigger is here!!! He is so much FUN!! He doesn't realize how much we grin at his stuff!!!!
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trigger29
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Maybe nothing changed there. Could have been aesthetic to begin with.
Sorry ED.
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lucytuma
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The real question should be is: how much does it cost to use it, you wouldn't believe the amount of money I've spent in my years, just for a chance to take it out of the case.
Edited by lucytuma - December/30/2008 at 11:18 |
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"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." - Thomas Jefferson
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trigger29
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OOOOOHHHHHH, You must be married!
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tahqua
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Wait a minute. First and foremost it is a picnic device that lets us piss almost anywhere.
Secondly, you know what it's for and how much it has cost us throughout history. Wars have been fought over where the picnic device has steered men of great stature. |
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swtucker
Optics Master Joined: September/03/2008 Location: Low Moor Status: Offline Points: 1430 |
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hmmm...you're very wise.
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cyborg
Optics God Gaseous Clay Joined: August/24/2007 Location: North Georgia Status: Offline Points: 12288 |
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That's just great!!!!!
On a side note, I'd be appalled that they would stiff a man that way. I know for a fact that mine is worth more than the entire worlds economy. (To me that is) Even if it is well used.
I can't begin to imagine what Jeffs must be worth.
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Urimaginaryfrnd
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Ive grown rather attached to mine, but this leaves me thinking they sewed John Wayne Bobbit s back on so does a stitch in time save the 9
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