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Dogger
Optics Jedi Master Joined: January/02/2007 Location: Ontario, Canada Status: Offline Points: 8921 |
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Posted: October/29/2008 at 07:51 |
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For those among us that are confused - must be continually reinforced with our better halves.
These are our rules! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. |
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God save the Empire!
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cyborg
Optics God Gaseous Clay Joined: August/24/2007 Location: North Georgia Status: Offline Points: 12288 |
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Problem is.............Just how many women are going to read this in here?
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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other
An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects. OATH KEEPER #8233 Support us, and join our cause. Cyborg |
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Dogger
Optics Jedi Master Joined: January/02/2007 Location: Ontario, Canada Status: Offline Points: 8921 |
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It is your duty as a male of the species sir to ensure that all females within your direct sphere of influence are enlightened!
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Ed Connelly
Optics Retard God of no Chihuahua Joined: December/16/2007 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 24225 |
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TERRIFIC!!! I have to remember some of them so I can very funny the next time my wife and I are out with folks!!!! Thanks, Dogger!!!
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cyborg
Optics God Gaseous Clay Joined: August/24/2007 Location: North Georgia Status: Offline Points: 12288 |
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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other
An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects. OATH KEEPER #8233 Support us, and join our cause. Cyborg |
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Dogger
Optics Jedi Master Joined: January/02/2007 Location: Ontario, Canada Status: Offline Points: 8921 |
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Always ready to stand behind you buddy!
...way, way behind
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cyborg
Optics God Gaseous Clay Joined: August/24/2007 Location: North Georgia Status: Offline Points: 12288 |
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Uh.......Yeah thanks............I thought you should know, she just bought a ticket to Ontario, Canada.
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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other
An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects. OATH KEEPER #8233 Support us, and join our cause. Cyborg |
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supertool73
Optics God Superstool Joined: January/03/2008 Status: Offline Points: 11814 |
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Is she headed to Markham or Kitchener
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Lifetime warranty and excellent customer service don't mean a thing when your gun fails during a zombie attack.
"A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own." |
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Dogger
Optics Jedi Master Joined: January/02/2007 Location: Ontario, Canada Status: Offline Points: 8921 |
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I am enroute to my bunker as we speak!
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God save the Empire!
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BeltFed
Optics Retard Joined: February/12/2008 Location: Ky Status: Offline Points: 22291 |
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It's not that I may have to sleep on the couch, but as she says "you have to sleep sometime and I know where"
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Pooreyes-2
Optics Apprentice Joined: September/02/2007 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 79 |
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Great post !!, Even emailed this to the wife at work, She said it was funny and the truth, she didnt know how to take it..... LOL I emailed her back and told her to take it as it said.... NOT GOOD, She told me to make sure I read the last line.....:(
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Kickboxer
MODERATOR Moderator Joined: February/13/2008 Status: Offline Points: 23679 |
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Story to tell:
Once, when I first moved onto the base at China Lake, we, of course lived in base housing. It was a requirement to keep the yards immaculate or the base would have someone come and do it for you... at GREAT expense. So, every weekend, it was a thing that must be done to mow, clip, etc, etc. Across the street, our neighbors had the UGLIEST Airdale dog you have ever seen. It was ALWAYS going to the bathroom in our yard. We were out cleaning up the yard, as the neighbors (old man, wife, two teenagers) were, and the dog came over and took a dump in my yard. I angrily scooped it up with a shovel, walked across the street and confronted the old man as he was raking his yard. I said "You have GOT to do something about your damned dog going to the bathroom in my yard"!! He slowly leaned on his rake and sighed... all the air seemingly departing his wizened, weary body. He slowly looked around, took a deep breath, sighed again and REALLY LEANED on the rake and said " I never wanted the damned dog... I don't like the damned dog... but I have a wife...(deep sigh) and kids...(deep sigh) and I just drive the car. " I looked, sadly, at him for a moment and said quietly, "I know exactly what you mean...sorry I bothered you" and took the shovel with the dog manure back to my yard. That is the rule I live by (wife and 4 DAUGHTERS)... I just drive the car. |
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Opinion,untempered by fact,is ignorance.
There are some who do not fear death... for they are more afraid of not really living |
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Ed Connelly
Optics Retard God of no Chihuahua Joined: December/16/2007 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 24225 |
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I had a wife and two daughters. We had a bunch of cats on the farm....one or two were tomcats. That was it. Me and the boys sat on the porch at night and had a brandy and cigarettes......
I mowed the lawn....about 4 acres....with a push mower. I shoveled the snow. I hooked up the chains under my wife's vehicle and pulled her out of the mud ( snow, whatever...). I buried dead animals. I fixed broken stuff.
I ran over to the school to bring the forgotten saxophone to my daughter. I checked out the creepy boyfriend. I tried to find out what happened to all my screwdrivers.
To this day I call every female on earth " hon " because I was surrounded by my girls and it became a habit....
My daughters thought I was DAD--their great bud!!----my ex-wife thought I was the janitor.
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Dogger
Optics Jedi Master Joined: January/02/2007 Location: Ontario, Canada Status: Offline Points: 8921 |
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I'm sorry about your troubles Ed but there is just something soooo right about "Janitor Ed".
Maybe you could help out my wife as well???
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God save the Empire!
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Ed Connelly
Optics Retard God of no Chihuahua Joined: December/16/2007 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 24225 |
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cyborg
Optics God Gaseous Clay Joined: August/24/2007 Location: North Georgia Status: Offline Points: 12288 |
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Pooreyes, how was the night on the couch????? I hope that it was comfy......
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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other
An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects. OATH KEEPER #8233 Support us, and join our cause. Cyborg |
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Kickboxer
MODERATOR Moderator Joined: February/13/2008 Status: Offline Points: 23679 |
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Maybe he already is...
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Opinion,untempered by fact,is ignorance.
There are some who do not fear death... for they are more afraid of not really living |
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Bigdaddy0381
MODERATOR Georgia peach Joined: February/27/2007 Location: Georgia Status: Offline Points: 13682 |
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HAHAHAH,
I'm just the yard guy.
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P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.
Ecclesiastes 10:2 |
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Dogger
Optics Jedi Master Joined: January/02/2007 Location: Ontario, Canada Status: Offline Points: 8921 |
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Never thought about that one kickboxer! The poor bastard.......
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Bigdaddy0381
MODERATOR Georgia peach Joined: February/27/2007 Location: Georgia Status: Offline Points: 13682 |
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catch him and make him help with the bills and you will have it made DG.
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P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.
Ecclesiastes 10:2 |
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