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supertool73
Optics God Superstool Joined: January/03/2008 Status: Offline Points: 11814 |
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Posted: October/21/2008 at 20:44 |
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Lifetime warranty and excellent customer service don't mean a thing when your gun fails during a zombie attack.
"A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own." |
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ckk1106
Optics Master Joined: December/14/2007 Location: Arizona Status: Offline Points: 1439 |
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.you buy a gun at a shop only to find out you used to own it a couple of years ago.
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Dale Clifford
Optics Jedi Knight Joined: July/04/2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 5087 |
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man-- thats scary really scary
Rosco and betty
just laid away 5 45 rd, msar mags.
glocks are better
416 rem mag, 338lm
never go out on dates
1000 rds doesn't even cover 9mm
got married on Oct. 1 (opening day of duck season so I could remember it)
regular gun store pledged first child
dillon and brownells have my number on speed dial
could go on
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Ed Connelly
Optics Retard God of no Chihuahua Joined: December/16/2007 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 24225 |
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I used to go to the gun shop and look at their used rifles ( some of which I traded to them ) and I would look at my former guns and get annoyed that someone had put a scratch on them!!
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martin3175
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: January/19/2005 Location: Maryland Status: Offline Points: 3773 |
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Wow..I am happily subject to allot of those !!!!!!!
For me--"went to Firearms museum on your honeymoon " ....bless her heart, didn't belly ache at all !
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Steelbenz
Optics Jedi Knight ROLL TIDE ROLL Joined: January/03/2006 Location: Heart of Dixie Status: Offline Points: 5153 |
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...when
you stop in at the local gun shop, they ask you questions like: "How
was work?" "How are the wife and kids?" "We're gonna order some food,
ya want in?" etc.
...if you make $30 per hour at work, but spend 30 minutes on your knees at the range looking for that last piece of .40 S&W brass. AND WHATS THE MATTER WITH THAT? I'M FRUGAL!!! |
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"Don't argue with a fool! From a distance you can't really tell who's who!"
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Chris Farris II
TEAM SWFA - Admin MODERATOR Joined: August/13/2007 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 3196 |
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One day your life will flash before your eyes; Make sure it's worth watching.
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BeltFed
Optics Retard Joined: February/12/2008 Location: Ky Status: Offline Points: 22287 |
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Got married in Feburary so the anniversary wouldn't interfear with any hunting season or Knob Creek MG shoot. I'm guilty of more of them than not, but I've known I was a gun nut before I was old enough to buy a gun.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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koshkin
MODERATOR Dark Lord of Optics Joined: June/15/2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 13182 |
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I think I qualify on about half of those.
ILya |
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pyro6999
Optics Retard OT TITAN Joined: December/22/2006 Location: North Dakota Status: Offline Points: 22034 |
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i turned it into a mass email and forwarded it around i thought it was funny and in a lot of instances true!
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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead" 343 we will never forget God Bless Chris Ledoux "good ride cowboy" |
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swtucker
Optics Master Joined: September/03/2008 Location: Low Moor Status: Offline Points: 1430 |
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I lost a gun in my divorce...(no sh*t) And I can honestly say that I miss the gun more.
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