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    Posted: October/07/2008 at 05:37
Hello?'
'Hi honey.

This is Daddy.
Is Mommy near the phone?'

'No Daddy.
She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'
After a brief pause,
Daddy says, 'But honey,
you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'
'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,
right now.'
Brief Pause.
'Uh, okay then,
this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'

'Okay Daddy, just a minute.'

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
'I did it Daddy.'


'And what happened honey?'

'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!'

'Oh my God!!!

What about your Uncle Paul?'

'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool.
But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'


***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause***
***Even Longer Pause***


Then Daddy says, 'Swimming pool?

Is this

486-5731?'


No, this is 486-5713.....


Sorry
wrong number 
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Oh my, that's good. LOL
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whoopsie.
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LOL !Super
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Hey, he helped a Brother out!!!  come on!!!
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Well that explains what I found when I got home the other evening. THANKS
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Originally posted by cyborg cyborg wrote:

Well that explains what I found when I got home the other evening. THANKS
 

I can see the expression of 8's face when he reads your reply CY.

 

 

 

Yup thats about right.

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BD, how much do you want for the negative?????
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8's I’ll not take your money but a hunting trip might work out nicely. I'm still in talk of having that pic blown up to a 80feet wide by 60 feet tall and having it place on billboards around the great state of Ga. I'm thinking it might run some of these doofusus off. You know scare tactics.

 

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Ok lets talk hunting trip, 1 kudu and 1 warthog???
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Originally posted by 8shots 8shots wrote:

Ok lets talk hunting trip, 1 kudu and 1 warthog???
 
Sound's good to me.
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Just bring the negative with when you come!
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 Man that's great !!!!    I  give that a MERC 2 thumbs up !!!    Yea I ran outta razor blades last year .....  LOL

Edited by mercenary1947 - October/09/2008 at 10:09
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