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Optics Jedi Knight Lord Of The Flies Joined: March/14/2007 Location: South Africa Status: Offline Points: 6253 |
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Posted: October/07/2008 at 05:37 |
Hello?'
'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?' 'No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.' After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.' 'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.' Brief Pause. 'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.' 'Okay Daddy, just a minute.' A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. 'I did it Daddy.' 'And what happened honey?' 'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!' 'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?' 'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.' ***Long Pause*** ***Longer Pause*** ***Even Longer Pause*** Then Daddy says, 'Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?' No, this is 486-5713..... Sorry wrong number |
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Optics God bowsNbugs Joined: March/10/2008 Location: North Georgia Status: Offline Points: 11201 |
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Oh my, that's good. LOL
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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Bigdaddy0381
MODERATOR Georgia peach Joined: February/27/2007 Location: Georgia Status: Offline Points: 13682 |
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whoopsie.
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P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.
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martin3175
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: January/19/2005 Location: Maryland Status: Offline Points: 3773 |
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LOL !
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Steelbenz
Optics Jedi Knight ROLL TIDE ROLL Joined: January/03/2006 Location: Heart of Dixie Status: Offline Points: 5153 |
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Hey, he helped a Brother out!!! come on!!!
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"Don't argue with a fool! From a distance you can't really tell who's who!"
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cyborg
Optics God Gaseous Clay Joined: August/24/2007 Location: North Georgia Status: Offline Points: 12288 |
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Well that explains what I found when I got home the other evening. THANKS
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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other
An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects. OATH KEEPER #8233 Support us, and join our cause. Cyborg |
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Ed Connelly
Optics Retard God of no Chihuahua Joined: December/16/2007 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 24225 |
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Bigdaddy0381
MODERATOR Georgia peach Joined: February/27/2007 Location: Georgia Status: Offline Points: 13682 |
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I can see the expression of 8's face when he reads your reply CY.
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P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.
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Optics Jedi Knight Lord Of The Flies Joined: March/14/2007 Location: South Africa Status: Offline Points: 6253 |
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BD, how much do you want for the negative?????
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Bigdaddy0381
MODERATOR Georgia peach Joined: February/27/2007 Location: Georgia Status: Offline Points: 13682 |
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8's I’ll not take your money but a hunting trip might work out nicely. I'm still in talk of having that pic blown up to a 80feet wide by 60 feet tall and having it place on billboards around the great state of |
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P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.
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Optics Jedi Knight Lord Of The Flies Joined: March/14/2007 Location: South Africa Status: Offline Points: 6253 |
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Ok lets talk hunting trip, 1 kudu and 1 warthog???
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Bigdaddy0381
MODERATOR Georgia peach Joined: February/27/2007 Location: Georgia Status: Offline Points: 13682 |
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Sound's good to me.
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P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.
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Optics Jedi Knight Lord Of The Flies Joined: March/14/2007 Location: South Africa Status: Offline Points: 6253 |
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Just bring the negative with when you come!
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mercenary1947
Optics Master ** Joined: April/02/2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 1392 |
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Man that's great !!!! I give that a MERC 2 thumbs up !!! Yea I ran outta razor blades last year ..... LOL
Edited by mercenary1947 - October/09/2008 at 10:09 |
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