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Blazzing Saddles - Hedley Lamarr:
 
"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh*t-kickers and Methodists."
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Originally posted by Dogger Dogger wrote:

Blazzing Saddles - Hedley Lamarr:
 
"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh*t-kickers and Methodists."
 
 
sounds like a OT mafia requierment to me.
 
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Jeez ya!  Hadn't thought of that.
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" I guess if the world was made out of gold that men would kill themselves for a handful of dirt! "                          
 
 Gary Cooper    "Garden of Evil"
 


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"Who are you??"
"I'm your worst nightmare".
Opinion,untempered by fact,is ignorance.

There are some who do not fear death... for they are more afraid of not really living
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boonedock saint.
in an irish accent.
 
Maybe it should have been rule of wrist then ayyee,,,,......
 
 
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"You're the disease....I'm the cure".
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There are some who do not fear death... for they are more afraid of not really living
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Thats not a knife.... This is a knife.
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these are some funny parts of a classic from 1990 "men at work" charlie sheen and emilio estevez
 
 
Men at Work (1990)
[Carl and James playing Trivial Pursuit]
Carl: What does a phrenologist feel and interpret?
James: The size of Walt's asshole. A phrenologist feels and interprets the bumps on your head. Skull features.
James: Who was Richard Nixon's chief of staff during the final days of Watergate?
Carl: Oprah Winfrey.

James: What are you doing?
Carl: I hate sh*theads who bully their women.
James: So what are you going to do?
Carl: Shoot him.
James: What?
Carl: It's the principle, James.
James: With a pellet gun? What are you going to accomplish using that stupid thing?
Carl: It allows me to seriously aggravate a situation without actually changing the course of history. It also stings like a bitch.

[Carl prepares to go across the street to spy on Susan]
Louis: Are you sure you know what you're doing?
Carl: C'mon, guys. I'm not gonna get in over my head.
James: Yeah, well that depends on which head you're talking about.

James: This is the last year we throw trash.
Carl: You said that last year.
James: Yeah, but this year I mean it.
Carl: You meant it last year.

James: I want to report a murder and a kidnapping.
Dispatcher: Did they take the body?
James: No, no, I have the body.
Dispatcher: Did you kill the victim, sir?
James: No, I didn't kill him.
Dispatcher: Have you been kidnapped?
James: No, I'm not the one who's been kidnapped. Listen, listen, listen, I know this sounds really strange...

James: What an absolutely beautiful day. Warm Sun, beautiful women...
Carl: And the air... is just right... for drinking.

James: [offering a slice of pizza to the pizza delivery man] Are you hungry? Would you like some?
Louis: [having a Vietnam flashback] Don't give him any, James.
James: Why not? He might be hungry.
Louis: He's a prisoner; he should be treated accordingly.
James: Have you completely lost your mind? We're not soldiers and he's not the enemy. He's a pizza man.
Louis: Back in Fubai, he would have been killed the second he knocked on that door. I would have snapped his neck like a twig. And he never would have seen it coming, either.
James: Louis, Louis, calm down!
Louis: [pointing the pellet gun at the pizza delivery man] The commie bastard gets no food!

James: Carl spends the evening with a beautiful woman and I'm stuck here with a lunatic and a corpse.

James: Eh, Carl?
Carl: Yeah?
James: What did you mean when you said I was hopeless?
Carl: I meant exactly... what I said.
James: I still don't understand.
Carl: Well, let's examine the word: hope-less. Less than hopeful. That's what you are.
James: Am I majorly hopeless or partially hopeless?
Carl: I'd say, majorly. Why do you ask?
James: I'll try and change.
Carl: No, you won't.

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" NO WIRE HANGERS!!    NO WIRE HANGERS!! "
 
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"Are ya gonna pull those pistols, or whistle Dixie??"
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There are some who do not fear death... for they are more afraid of not really living
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Well are ya going to do something or staind there and bleed.
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Originally posted by 300S&W 300S&W wrote:

  Don,t know about it being the greatest line ever but it's one I remember when it's time to "dig deep".  Jesse Ventura in Predator "I ain't got time to bleed!".
 

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" What a dump! "
 
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Never did like the way she looked anyway... kick her out.
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" He flew away!! "
 
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That was a pair of solid brass bitches!
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Old Yeller
 
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This one still creeps me out....
 
Mountain Man: I bet you can squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee!
Bobby: Weee!
Mountain Man: Weeeeeeee!
Bobby: Weee!
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