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    Posted: August/19/2008 at 19:27
Watch out for this guy, he leaves feedback for sellers that are 'way off the wall', but very funny. here's his feedback 'left for others' page on ebay. funny stuff
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....who would do such a thing.......Cyborg.....
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Kickboxer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August/19/2008 at 19:36
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Opinion,untempered by fact,is ignorance.

There are some who do not fear death... for they are more afraid of not really living
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That was pretty good. I have a new perspective on feedback.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Kickboxer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August/19/2008 at 19:48
Originally posted by BillJames BillJames wrote:

Watch out for this guy, he leaves feedback for sellers that are 'way off the wall', but very funny. here's his [COLOR=#000080">feedback 'left for others' page[/COLOR"> on ebay. funny stuff

Welcome aboard, BillJames.
Opinion,untempered by fact,is ignorance.

There are some who do not fear death... for they are more afraid of not really living
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Dale Clifford Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August/19/2008 at 20:27

now thats some funny stuff!!!

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote tahqua Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August/19/2008 at 21:10
That was funny and that guy obviously has money and free time some of us don't.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Kickboxer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August/19/2008 at 21:42
A little reserved in the statement there, Tahqua.
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some of my favorites.......
 
"as promised—my stools are large, firm, and have no more odor that a warm biscuit"
 
"the description was very accurate, even down to the 'squirting nipples'."
 
"the home defibrillator was truly a GODSEND—AND it makes a GREAT panini"
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Waylon Jennings: Hell Hoss, you can get all that in Ft. Worth!
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 They were great .... we read all of the funny ones ... my wife and I laughed our rears off !!!!!  Thanks Billjames ..... that made our morning !

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Taser worked even better that expected! My 3-year-old now eats brussel sprouts
 
I read it all again but this one is just damn funny.
 
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A+ The 8 quart enema kit makes a tasteful icebreaker on those awkward 1st dates!
 
 
I don't know, sure sounds like cyborg......
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Thats true. he did tell me he like his  pepper mint enema in the morning instead of coffee.
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looks like ebay caught up with this guy, they removed most of his comments 
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The Human head was pefectly preserved and a slice of lemon added for freshness! Seller: Jun-30-05 14:04
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Positive%20feedback%20rating WOW; one use a ALL trace of human blood was gone! DA couldn't prove A THING! A+ Seller: Jun-30-05 08:46
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Positive%20feedback%20rating The baby seal steaks were DELICIOUS as was the dolphin meat. Wine suggestion?
HOLY CRAP!as promised, weapons-grade uranium,discreetly packaged and labeled! A+
EVEN BETTER THIS TIME, didn't complain when offered human toe as appetizer. A+++
Discreetly packaged, well-sealed explosives; gaurds didn't expect a thing!!!A+++
SUPER FAST! but forgot the airholes; poor thing was barely breathing when opened
BEST SELLER ON EBAY! In fact, this experience made me want to put down my gun.A+
Simply the GREATEST OBJECT I've ever recieved. Will burn all my other possesions
A+I always wanted a gravity enhancer, I now tip the scales at a whopping 634lbs!
GREAT! As promised, just 3 drops in her drink and she was mine for the night A+
What the..? What THE HELL is this stuff? How the HELL do you get it off? HELP!!
LOVE the bar of soap—being from France, I may need to buy another in a year or 2
A+SELLER—if I could grind him to a fine powder—I'd snort him—yep he's THAT good!
$$ recieved via PAYPAL this A.M.—Told Johnny the hit IS ON—Will provide photos.
great seller—believes ANYTHING you tell him—accepts Monopoly money
Item arrive via PRIVATE Chartered JET! Shipping was $134,000.00!!!!!!!
Positive%20feedback%20rating As Promised—painless, clean, and photos to prove the hit was done right AA+++
 
Makes you wish EBay had not deleted his other stuff --VERY FUNNY!!!


Edited by Urimaginaryfrnd - October/27/2008 at 01:07

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Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

....who would do such a thing.......Cyborg.....
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote trigger29 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/29/2008 at 07:40
I gotta admit, the man is creative. Maybe should be in the stand up business. A guy that comes up with stuff like that off the top of his head should put it to good use.

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