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    Posted: August/18/2008 at 14:55

Are you a Democrat, A Republican , or A Redneck ??????

 

Here is a little test that will help you decide...

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

 

Democrat's Answer

 

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think? What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on , could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1 ?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing!

I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.

Republican's Answer:

 

 

BANG!!!

Redneck's Answer:

 

BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click....

(sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'

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redneck here.    Head%20Bang
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote cyborg Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August/18/2008 at 14:58
Redneck. Definitely a redneck.
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Maybe we can start our own party.  What would our mascot be?
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A ticked off badger with a rebel flag bandanna.

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I think everybody knows what category I fall into!!!!    Roll%20on%20Floor%20Laughing
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Opinion,untempered by fact,is ignorance.

There are some who do not fear death... for they are more afraid of not really living
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YUP I'm a Redneck. I have Taz tatted on my arm lmfao
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After one of my fights, a tattoo artist offered me whatever tattoos I wanted...advertising.  We settled on TAZ on right arm and a dragon on inside left calf, tiger on inside right calf.  Wife said "once you get those, where are you going to be living??". 
 
Needless to say, I got no tats. 
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Larry the Cable guy. He's a conservative and a redneck.
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Originally posted by Kickboxer Kickboxer wrote:

After one of my fights, a tattoo artist offered me whatever tattoos I wanted...advertising.  We settled on TAZ on right arm and a dragon on inside left calf, tiger on inside right calf.  Wife said "once you get those, where are you going to be living??". 
 
Needless to say, I got no tats. 
 
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Mine were prewedding.. I have taz with a rebel flag on left arm and a design I drew out on my upper back.
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I have a Tattoo, It was inspired by the Kelsey Grammer movie "Down Periscope"
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Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

Originally posted by Kickboxer Kickboxer wrote:

After one of my fights, a tattoo artist offered me whatever tattoos I wanted...advertising.  We settled on TAZ on right arm and a dragon on inside left calf, tiger on inside right calf.  Wife said "once you get those, where are you going to be living??". 
 

Needless to say, I got no tats. 

 


So you're on HER side???
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Cyborg, I love that movie "down periscope", I'm definately republican and under the circumstances indicated above I also fall into the redneck group.

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." - Thomas Jefferson
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FOR PRESIDENT !!!!!!!!!!!Excellent
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Originally posted by Bigdaddy0381 Bigdaddy0381 wrote:

Mine were prewedding.. I have taz with a rebel flag on left arm and a design I drew out on my upper back.
I'd like to have seen you draw the design on your upper back.
Oh yea, I don't have any kids, so it's bang bang bang, sick em. Redpublicaneck.
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Originally posted by pyro6999 pyro6999 wrote:

uncle ted
 
Aw shucks... thanks, man... I'm flattered!
Embarrased
 
Count me among the proud rednecks!
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