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    Posted: August/12/2008 at 18:58
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How long after that did his wife keep talking?
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She still is talking.
Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.

Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow
Now the rules have changed again.
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....er.......she is still using the credit card......................
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His last words were, "Gawd it's fun to shoot ATVs"
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" God, we've got to get this Ed Thread moving!! We are dying out here! "
 
 
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This guy was doing his dead wife and got nailed for necrophilia. In court he argued that he did not know she was dead. The judge said but surely you must have noticed she was not moving. Came the reply" How was I to know, she used to lay like she was dead anyway!"
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8shots to the rescue!!!!

 
Keep this up and we will promote you to 7shots
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" It's bloody over.....we're finished............................(there's a bug over there on the wall.....it...it....looks like ........PYRO!!!......)....AIIIEEEEE!!!!! "
 
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Ed's alter ego finally comes to grips with the D.T's

Edited by Dogger - August/13/2008 at 10:49
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Did you say Dead Man's Thread or THREADS??
 
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" Okay, we cannot let my gringo amigo's thread die away before I keel heem with my machete, hombres.....so we got to do something for to feex up thees poor thread that no one wants to takes a look at because there ees not enough funny stuff and there ees not enough of thee naked señoritas!! "
 
 
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Here is a map of Cape Town.....8shots lives in Fish Hoek.......   Thunbs%20Up
 
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Originally posted by 8shots 8shots wrote:

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Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

Here is a map of Cape Town.....8shots lives in Fish Hoek.......   Thunbs%20Up
 
 
 
 
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