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supertool73
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Posted: August/08/2008 at 12:23 |
Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas , who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth . One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas . I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview . She is a part time 'working girl'. All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barrack Obama for President? Signed, Worried About My Reputation |
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lucytuma
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Dear worried about my Reputation: Its sounds as though you have a wonderful family, I wouldn't let the stupidy of one of your distant cousins affect your future plans with your lovely fianc'ee. I know you want to be open, but this is one of those times when your better off not reveiling your cousins horrific mentality.
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Steelbenz
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"Don't argue with a fool! From a distance you can't really tell who's who!"
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3_tens
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Well... it looks like the church is loosing its clout out in Utah.
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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.
Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow Now the rules have changed again. |
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supertool73
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Utah, that guy was from Texas
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I see tool voted for Hillary...
there's a John Prine Song in there some place( not to mention the Dead Kennedy's).
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supertool73
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Ohh, them there are fightin words. DoS attack inbound. |
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