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    Posted: August/08/2008 at 12:23
Dear Abby,



I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas , who has

recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My

parents live in Fort Worth . One of my sisters lives in

Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and

mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling

marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two

sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas . I have two

brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at

Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other

brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual

misconduct with his three children. I have recently become

engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview .

She is a part time 'working girl'.



All things considered, my problem is this. I love my

fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family. I

certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barrack Obama

for President?



Signed,

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote lucytuma Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August/08/2008 at 14:08
Dear worried about my Reputation:  Its sounds as though you have a wonderful family,  I wouldn't let the stupidy of one of your distant cousins affect your future plans with your lovely fianc'ee.  I know you want to be open, but this is one of those times when your better off not reveiling your cousins horrific mentality.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote 3_tens Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August/08/2008 at 16:08
Well... it looks like the church is loosing its clout out in Utah.
Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.

Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow
Now the rules have changed again.
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Utah, that guy was from Texas
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I see tool voted for Hillary...Gal
 
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I see tool voted for Hillary...Gal
 


Ohh, them there are fightin words.  DoS attack inbound.
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