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    Posted: July/13/2008 at 15:12
A young boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a
 farm, his
 mother asks if he has done his chores.

 'Not yet,' said the little boy.

 His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
 
Well, he's a little ticked off so when he feeds the
 chickens, he kicks a
chicken.

When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow.
 
When he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig.

 He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a
 bowl of dry
 cereal.
 
'How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why
 don't I have any milk
 in my cereal?' he asks.
 
'Well,' his mother says, 'I saw you kick a
 chicken, so you don't get any
 eggs for a week.
 
I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any pork or
 bacon for a week
 either.
 
I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting
 any milk.'
 
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks
 the cat halfway
 across the kitchen.
 
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and
 says, 'You gonna
 tell him or should I
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So True

"Always do the right thing, just because it is the right thing to do".
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 HAH !!!!!!!!!!  Loved it !
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...................I don't get it......was Daddy not gonna have the kittens????    Loco    The OTHER WHITE MEAT??   
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No Chinese tonight......
Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.

Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow
Now the rules have changed again.
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