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cyborg
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An ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have =
> > been with a loose girl'. The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey > > Pagano ?' > > > > 'Yes, Father, it is.' > > > > 'And who was the girl you were with?'' > > > > I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation' > > > > Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as > > well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'' > > > > I cannot say. > > > > 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?' > > > > 'I'll never tell. > > > > ''Was it Nina Capelli?' > > > > 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her. > > > > ''Was it Cathy Piriano? > > > > My lips are sealed.' > > > > 'Was it Rosa DiAngelo then?'' > > > > Please, Father, I cannot tell you.' > > > > The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire > > that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy > > now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.' > > > > Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and > > whispers, 'What'd you get? > > > > 'Four months vacation and five good leads.' |
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Bigdaddy0381
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Good one CY Good one
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P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.
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mercenary1947
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One Shot One Kill .... *S.O.F * Head Shots Only
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8shots
Optics Jedi Knight Lord Of The Flies Joined: March/14/2007 Location: South Africa Status: Offline Points: 6253 |
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Would you confess to owning this car, Cyborg??
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cyborg
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You're kidding right? Look at me.....
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Dogger
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,,, ain't he a handsome devil! Make a fella proud just to be seen with him no matter where the parade was held.
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God save the Empire!
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Ed Connelly
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looks like Stacey Keach........with hair...........
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cyborg
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I think I look like a young Obi Wan Kenobi, With stylish good taste.....
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RifleDude
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...cough, cough...
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Ted
Money can't buy happiness... but it's much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle. |
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And would you confess that this dude is related??
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cyborg
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HUH????? Chris...........I thought you said this was the next big style ......That everyone would LOVE it.......Oh well I am STYLING regardless of what Ted thinks. Soon there will be women wearing Bikini's like this. Cars will have interiors like this too. You'll see Ted. Just look at the interior of my X-Wing Fighter above that is CLASS ALL the way....
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cyborg
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Ok I confess that is Ted's twin brother.
Edited to state, I am sorry Ted he put me on the spot, and you know I just can't lie in that situation. Edited by cyborg - July/11/2008 at 11:27 |
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martin3175
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With that car --- and the matching outfit--would have to change name to something like "huggy bear" Edited by martin3175 - July/11/2008 at 18:43 |
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RifleDude
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Except he's the better looking and more stylish dresser of the two of us.
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Ted
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cyborg
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cyborg
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martin3175
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Just put a big ole' pink ostrich feather in the hat, profile around town in the zebra-mobile .. & ta-da-----you've got the Larry the Cable Guy goes Hollywood Pimping look down pat........it says.."I'm hip,,, down wit the babes...and I can shoot a gnat's ass at 100yd.s "--deadly combo
Edited by martin3175 - July/11/2008 at 19:10 |
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cyborg
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You giving Chris ideas?????
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martin3175
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Cyborg's 5th grade yearbook photo...
Edited by martin3175 - July/11/2008 at 19:14 |
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helo18
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Man, one day at work, and I miss all this!!! Guess I better not show you the paint job on my helo.
And how the hell did I end up related to Ted? I gotta say though, I am aging nicely, don't you think Bill?
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