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Chris Farris
TEAM SWFA - Admin swfa.com Joined: October/01/2003 Location: Texas Status: Offline Points: 8024 |
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Posted: July/04/2008 at 14:13 |
Hey Ed! Good news and bad news. Good news first. Your banner ad campaign on RifleScopes.com was wildly successful. You reached your budget allocation in just three days. Now for the bad news. Your campaign exceeded your budget by $10,000. before we could get it stopped. Accounts payable is in my office asking if I am talking to you because they want me to tell you that paying in pesos will not work again. We added to the fine print of your most recent contract. Hope you read it all because there were a few other things in there that might be of interest to you.
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pyro6999
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thats funny chris
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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead" 343 we will never forget God Bless Chris Ledoux "good ride cowboy" |
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Dogger
Optics Jedi Master Joined: January/02/2007 Location: Ontario, Canada Status: Offline Points: 8921 |
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Just can't beat that Ed (although some might like to).
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God save the Empire!
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RifleDude
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HEY CHRIS! That's funny!
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Ted
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Kickboxer
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The chihuahua is really cute..
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Opinion,untempered by fact,is ignorance.
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Ed Connelly
Optics Retard God of no Chihuahua Joined: December/16/2007 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 24225 |
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"........I weel have to robs thee banks again in Mexico.....but all I am getting is thee pesos....they have no American Dollars.
.......all the American Dollars in the entire country are up along the border.....every taxi driver in Mexico has about 200 twenty dollars bills in his pockets from all the damn gringos who come south of the border and do not bring the smaller bills with them!!!! The taxi driver--he say--"that ees nine dollars" and they give heem a twenty (!) and he say "but I have No Change, Senor" and the gringo--he say " Keep it" and that is how the taxi drivers has all the twenties............. "
Anyway, how many subscriptions did we sell to the Hey Ed! site?
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Ed Connelly
Optics Retard God of no Chihuahua Joined: December/16/2007 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 24225 |
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P.S. I am so glad that you saved a copy of my ( ahem) WORLDWIDE AD for my forum.....some people didn't want to believe me ( damn gringos!) !!!!
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Dogger
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Don't want to burst your bubble Ed but I think it was -10 subscriptions.
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God save the Empire!
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RifleDude
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Just a friendly tip, Ed...
...I'd recommend you remove the pic of yourself from your site and you might get more traffic.
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Ted
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Ed Connelly
Optics Retard God of no Chihuahua Joined: December/16/2007 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 24225 |
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Are you talking about that abomination you photo-shopped and put in here!!??? WHAT a horrid IMAGE!!! THAT is really awful!!! You need to put a disclaimer on it and say that that is not really me.....I look like the bandido in "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre" HA!
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Chris Farris
TEAM SWFA - Admin swfa.com Joined: October/01/2003 Location: Texas Status: Offline Points: 8024 |
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If the taxis have all the American monies maybe you should be robbing them at $4,000. a pop.
You did not read your contract did you? You are not being billed per subscription but per impression.
Oh I almost forgot, if you see a large black fellow following you around with a baseball bat he is from the home office and is just there in case you have any questions.
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cyborg
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ALL OF THE ABOVE
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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other
An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects. OATH KEEPER #8233 Support us, and join our cause. Cyborg |
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cheaptrick
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I just saw this....Hilarious!
I get the dog, but why the Oreo on steroids?? Inside joke?
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cyborg
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We were kidding Ed about his computer eating his COOKIES
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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other
An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects. OATH KEEPER #8233 Support us, and join our cause. Cyborg |
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Chris Farris
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He said he preferred double stuff Oreos so I made him a quadruple stuffed Oreo.
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Ed Connelly
Optics Retard God of no Chihuahua Joined: December/16/2007 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 24225 |
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It was a proud moment!!!
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cyborg
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I did notice that the Chihuahua is wearing the sombrero from Ed's UH LEETLE PRIVATE COLLECTION........
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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other
An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects. OATH KEEPER #8233 Support us, and join our cause. Cyborg |
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Ed Connelly
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You should have seen it!!! Full screen-- up there in the lights...for the entire world to see!!
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Bigdaddy0381
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I bet it brought a tear to your eye, I know it did mine...the I just relized I farted and it was burning my nose. I still happy for you bud...Now pay the piper.
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P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.
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cyborg
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Well I guess ol' Ed is too busy robbing the taxi drivers on the border so he can pay Chris Farris, and his WRITERS (They won't write anything more for him until he pays them). Looks like he may be busy for a while.....Not to mention he's currently OUT of MATERIAL!!!!
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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other
An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects. OATH KEEPER #8233 Support us, and join our cause. Cyborg |
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