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Chris Farris
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Posted: June/17/2008 at 10:42 |
Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman.... |
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mercenary1947
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0. Guns love to be man-handled and used often ... and look good every morning .... not like 30 miles of bad road . Don't ya just hate that when they ask you " Does this still look good to ya baby ? " and you have to lie !
Edited by mercenary1947 - June/17/2008 at 11:11 |
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Ed Connelly
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"...........ok...ok.......I'm awake!!!.....now GO AWAY so I can open up my eyes!!!"
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lucytuma
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A list like this, must be kept out of sight. If this falls into female hands it could be the start of my demise.
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"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." - Thomas Jefferson
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Big Squeeze
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Ed Connelly
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HEY!! Even I could twirl that thing better than that!!!
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Dogger
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Ed that does not bear thinking about. I need a few drinks to kill that mental image...
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God save the Empire!
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pyro6999
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hey church it up a little, this is a family program here!!
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They call me "Boots"
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martin3175
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Remember Ron White's joke from the Blue Collar Tour....
the elderly man at the old folks home is asked by the old lady--" Do ya want to see me naked ? " ..he replies "Yup" ..she gets naked and he cries " Roll'em up ...roll'em up !"
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Sgt. D
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Take care of Soldiers, Show em how its done and do it with em, Run to the Fight & and hold your ground! I die my men go home! If you're a NCO and this ain't you. GET OUT! GOD BLESS AMERICA!
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Ed Connelly
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mercenary1947
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PYRO :
Okay I'll church it up a bit .... God ... please have mercy and a spot in thy heart for all the men who married one thing and ended up with a gawd awful mutation . One moment of silence for those fellows . Edited by mercenary1947 - June/19/2008 at 09:42 |
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Bigdaddy0381
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yeah but they are both fun to work up a good l*&d with.
Edited by Bigdaddy0381 - June/19/2008 at 11:34 |
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P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.
Ecclesiastes 10:2 |
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.....'Cause they smoke when yer done with them??
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