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Georgia

  • Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.

  • Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.

  • Signs are required to be written in English. 
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  • You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by "fighting" words.

  • No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.

  • It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.

     

  • All citizens must own a rake.

     

  • Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.

  • One man may not be on another man's back.

     

  • Can't cut off a chicken's head on Sunday.
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  • It is illegal to carry a chicken by it's feet down Broadway on Sunday.

     

  • Chicken must be eaten with the hands.

     

  • It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy"

     

  • Every head of household must possess a firearm of some kind
  • Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck.

     

  • No spitting on the sidewalk is permitted after dark.

     

  • Cars are not to drive on sidewalks.

  • It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.

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    Back in the day:  And maybe NOT SO DUMB;   In some North Carolina Counties it remained legal for a man to whip his wife on the steps of the Court House on any day other than Sunday and only during day light hours. Provided he ad-hear to the "Rule of Thumb" concerning the size of the switch and did not inflict long term injury.
     
    Part of the Law stated;
     
    A husband is responsible for the acts of his wife and he is required to govern his household, and for that purpose the law permits him to use towards his wife such a degree of force as is necessary to control an unruly temper and make her behave herself;
     
    My wife has never been so unruly, but I know several who society would be well served if they had to visit the steps about once a week. Shocked
     
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    SOUTH DAKOTA:  If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.
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    Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote supertool73 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: June/17/2008 at 16:06
    Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

    SOUTH DAKOTA:  If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.


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    Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Sgt. D Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: June/17/2008 at 16:31
    Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

    SOUTH DAKOTA:  If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.
     
     
    Maybe we could get that to apply to any 5 that aren't welcome. Reguardless of origin.
     
    I move to have this afore mentioned law written. Do I have a motion to second?
    All in support vote "I" .  All opposed? Hold your peace!
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    Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

    IDAHO: If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car.                             Wink
     
    if the occupants would place a sock on the vehicles antenna there wouldnt be any question
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    Originally posted by Bigdaddy0381 Bigdaddy0381 wrote:

     
  • Signs are required to be written in English. 
  • One man may not be on another man's back.
  • Every head of household must possess a firearm of some kind.
  • Cars are not to drive on sidewalks.

  • Personally, I happen to think those particular laws are good ideas; not the least bit stupid.

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    Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote BeltFed Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: June/18/2008 at 14:05
    Originally posted by RifleDude RifleDude wrote:

    Originally posted by Bigdaddy0381 Bigdaddy0381 wrote:

     
  • Signs are required to be written in English. 
  • One man may not be on another man's back.
  • Every head of household must possess a firearm of some kind.
  • Cars are not to drive on sidewalks.

  • Personally, I happen to think those particular laws are good ideas; not the least bit stupid.

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    Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ed Connelly Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: June/18/2008 at 16:24
    ( I like the one about the sock on the antenna!!)  Laugh
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    TEXAS:  It is against the law to live in McKinney.
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