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Ed Connelly
Optics Retard God of no Chihuahua Joined: December/16/2007 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 24225 |
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TEXAS: When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
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RifleDude
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TENNESSEE: It's illegal to shoot any game animal from a moving vehicle, except for WHALES!!!! So, if you're ever driving along in Tennessee and see a whole herd of whales off the side of the road, blast away -- it's perfectly legal!
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Ted
Money can't buy happiness... but it's much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle. |
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Dogger
Optics Jedi Master Joined: January/02/2007 Location: Ontario, Canada Status: Offline Points: 8916 |
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Time to start a "Save the Whales" campaign in Tennessee - damn hunters!
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God save the Empire!
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Sgt. D
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: February/20/2008 Location: North Carolina Status: Offline Points: 4525 |
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Dat's funny rite ther, I don't care who ya are!
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Take care of Soldiers, Show em how its done and do it with em, Run to the Fight & and hold your ground! I die my men go home! If you're a NCO and this ain't you. GET OUT! GOD BLESS AMERICA!
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Bigdaddy0381
MODERATOR Georgia peach Joined: February/27/2007 Location: Georgia Status: Offline Points: 13682 |
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I thought I saw a heard of whales in |
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P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.
Ecclesiastes 10:2 |
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Ed Connelly
Optics Retard God of no Chihuahua Joined: December/16/2007 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 24225 |
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UTAH: No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emercency call.
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Ed Connelly
Optics Retard God of no Chihuahua Joined: December/16/2007 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 24225 |
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( Pyro just PM-ed me: THAT is E-m-e-r-g-e-n-c-y. I misspelled it above....)
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Ed Connelly
Optics Retard God of no Chihuahua Joined: December/16/2007 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 24225 |
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IDAHO: If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car.
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BeltFed
Optics Retard Joined: February/12/2008 Location: Ky Status: Offline Points: 22287 |
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What fun is that?
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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BeltFed
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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RifleDude
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ARKANSAS: It is illegal to mispronounce the name of the state.
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Ted
Money can't buy happiness... but it's much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle. |
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supertool73
Optics God Superstool Joined: January/03/2008 Status: Offline Points: 11814 |
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Utah
It is against the law to fish from horseback.
It is illegal not to drink milk. It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. Birds have the right of way on all highways. A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence. You’re not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3. It is a felony to persistently tread on the cracks between paving stones on the sidewalk of a state highway. It’s legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list. It is considered an offense to hunt whales. No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call. Alcohol may not be sold during an emergency. Individuals may not possess beer in containers larger than two liters unless they are a retailer.
Boxing matches that allow biting are not allowed.
It is illegal to cause a catastrophe.
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supertool73
Optics God Superstool Joined: January/03/2008 Status: Offline Points: 11814 |
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Utah towns
Logan Monroe ProvoSalt Lake CityTrout Creek |
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RifleDude
MODERATOR EVIL OPPRESSOR Joined: October/13/2006 Location: Texas Status: Offline Points: 16337 |
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ALASKA: It is illegal to buy a moose a beer.
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Ted
Money can't buy happiness... but it's much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle. |
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mercenary1947
Optics Master ** Joined: April/02/2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 1392 |
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Did ya notice ED got all tongue tied when the word SEX was in the post ???
Poor fella ... .....
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One Shot One Kill .... *S.O.F * Head Shots Only
SWFAM |
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Ed Connelly
Optics Retard God of no Chihuahua Joined: December/16/2007 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 24225 |
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Las Cruces, New Mexico: It is illegal to walk down the street with a lunch box. Austin, Texas: It is illegal to have fence cutters in your pocket.
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Ed Connelly
Optics Retard God of no Chihuahua Joined: December/16/2007 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 24225 |
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Bigdaddy0381
MODERATOR Georgia peach Joined: February/27/2007 Location: Georgia Status: Offline Points: 13682 |
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P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.
Ecclesiastes 10:2 |
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RifleDude
MODERATOR EVIL OPPRESSOR Joined: October/13/2006 Location: Texas Status: Offline Points: 16337 |
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Here's one I kinda like...
ILLINOIS: A state law requires that a man's female companion shall call him "MASTER" while out on a date!
The law does not apply to married couples.
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Ted
Money can't buy happiness... but it's much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle. |
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RifleDude
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CALIFORNIA: In Los Angeles, it is illegal to bathe two babies at the same time in the same tub. In Riverside, kissing on the lips is against the local health ordinance, unless both parties wipe their lips with carbonized rose water.
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Ted
Money can't buy happiness... but it's much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle. |
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