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cyborg
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Posted: June/11/2008 at 14:40 |
Did you know that eagles mate for life?
His darling of 10 glorious years. After a while when she didn't return he went looking and found her. She had been shot. He found a lovely dove and brought her back to the nest. The sex was good but all the dove would say is 'I am a DOVE, I want to love! I am a DOVE, I want to love!' out of The nest and flew off once more to find a mate. He soon found a very sexy loon and brought her back to the nest. Again the sex was good but all the loon would say is, 'I am a LOON, I want to spoon! I am a LOON, I want to spoon!' So out with the loon. Once more he flew off to find a mate.This time he found a gorgeous duck and he brought the duck Back to the nest. This time the sex was great, but all the duck would say was..... No, the duck didn't say THAT
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Dogger
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cyborg buddy, hate to have to tell you but I think your lithium is wearing off!
.....where DO you get this stuff???
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God save the Empire!
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cyborg
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My demented Girl friend, she's about perfect.........
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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other
An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects. OATH KEEPER #8233 Support us, and join our cause. Cyborg |
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Dogger
Optics Jedi Master Joined: January/02/2007 Location: Ontario, Canada Status: Offline Points: 8915 |
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...figured as much, it's ALWAYS a woman!
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God save the Empire!
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mercenary1947
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It's funny ... poor drake .... manhood all gone ... no .... drakehood all gone !
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One Shot One Kill .... *S.O.F * Head Shots Only
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tahqua
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That's great Bill!
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